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cognozzle 

1. the tip (nozzle) of a device used to deliver enemas or colonics; usually it's not very clean.

2. someone you don't like and can't trust, who acts like a complete asshole most of the time
That dude in my lab is such a cognozzle. He's always stealing my ideas, eating my lunch, and taking credit for my work.
cognozzle by Deanz October 5, 2006
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cocknozzle 

(1) The useless bit of skin thrown away during circumcision.

(2) Anybody that is equally as useful as (1)
He's just a total cocknozzle.
cocknozzle by Schmuck July 7, 2003

Cocknozzle 

Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.
Guy 1:

Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.

Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
Cocknozzle by akendall July 8, 2009

Clognozzle 

The dry bit of lotion that hangs to the tip of the bottle's nozzle
Dude, your bottle has a huge clognozzle
Clognozzle by Grcu November 6, 2015

Conuzzled 

to be confused while wearing a snuggie and snuggling
~Tiffany hugs Scorpio~
~Scorpio pushes Tiffany away~
Scorpio - What's wrong with you!?!?!
Tiffany - I'm confused and wearing a snuggie and felt like snuggling. So you've been conuzzled!!!

Scorpio - ....... O.O
Conuzzled by lalaluluwe August 24, 2011

confozzled

To be extremely confused, disoriented or unsure.
John- "Chris why did you just touch my nipple ?
My opinions of your heterosexuality are now confozzled."
confozzled by Jason Smith1212 April 19, 2008

Cocknozzle 

Someone who has falsely accused you or is being VEEERRY fucking annoying.
How could I have drank the last coke if I wasn’t even home you cocknozzle?!
Cocknozzle by Lilmaximus57 August 12, 2020