cognozzle 

1. the tip (nozzle) of a device used to deliver enemas or colonics; usually it's not very clean.

2. someone you don't like and can't trust, who acts like a complete asshole most of the time

That dude in my lab is such a cognozzle. He's always stealing my ideas, eating my lunch, and taking credit for my work.

cognozzle by Deanz October 5, 2006

cocknozzle 

(1) The useless bit of skin thrown away during circumcision.

(2) Anybody that is equally as useful as (1)

He's just a total cocknozzle.

cocknozzle by Schmuck July 7, 2003

Cocknozzle 

Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.

Guy 1:

Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.

Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!

Cocknozzle by akendall July 8, 2009

Clognozzle 

The dry bit of lotion that hangs to the tip of the bottle's nozzle

Dude, your bottle has a huge clognozzle

Clognozzle by Grcu November 6, 2015

Conuzzled 

to be confused while wearing a snuggie and snuggling

~Tiffany hugs Scorpio~
~Scorpio pushes Tiffany away~
Scorpio - What's wrong with you!?!?!
Tiffany - I'm confused and wearing a snuggie and felt like snuggling. So you've been conuzzled!!!

Scorpio - ....... O.O

Conuzzled by lalaluluwe August 24, 2011

confozzled

To be extremely confused, disoriented or unsure.

John- "Chris why did you just touch my nipple ?
My opinions of your heterosexuality are now confozzled."

confozzled by Jason Smith1212 April 19, 2008

Cocknozzle 

Someone who has falsely accused you or is being VEEERRY fucking annoying.

How could I have drank the last coke if I wasn’t even home you cocknozzle?!

Cocknozzle by Lilmaximus57 August 12, 2020