1. the tip (nozzle) of a device used to deliver enemas or colonics; usually it's not very clean.
2. someone you don't like and can't trust, who acts like a complete asshole most of the time
2. someone you don't like and can't trust, who acts like a complete asshole most of the time
That dude in my lab is such a cognozzle. He's always stealing my ideas, eating my lunch, and taking credit for my work.
by Deanz October 5, 2006
Get the cognozzle mug.(1) The useless bit of skin thrown away during circumcision.
(2) Anybody that is equally as useful as (1)
(2) Anybody that is equally as useful as (1)
by Schmuck July 7, 2003
Get the cocknozzle mug.Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.
Guy 1:
Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.
Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.
Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
by akendall July 8, 2009
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Get the Clognozzle mug.~Tiffany hugs Scorpio~
~Scorpio pushes Tiffany away~
Scorpio - What's wrong with you!?!?!
Tiffany - I'm confused and wearing a snuggie and felt like snuggling. So you've been conuzzled!!!
Scorpio - ....... O.O
~Scorpio pushes Tiffany away~
Scorpio - What's wrong with you!?!?!
Tiffany - I'm confused and wearing a snuggie and felt like snuggling. So you've been conuzzled!!!
Scorpio - ....... O.O
by lalaluluwe August 24, 2011
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My opinions of your heterosexuality are now confozzled."
My opinions of your heterosexuality are now confozzled."
by Jason Smith1212 April 19, 2008
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by Lilmaximus57 August 12, 2020
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