cocknozzle 

(1) The useless bit of skin thrown away during circumcision.

(2) Anybody that is equally as useful as (1)

He's just a total cocknozzle.

cocknozzle by Schmuck July 7, 2003

Cocknozzle 

Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.

Guy 1:

Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.

Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!

Cocknozzle by akendall July 8, 2009

Cocknozzle 

Someone who has falsely accused you or is being VEEERRY fucking annoying.

How could I have drank the last coke if I wasn’t even home you cocknozzle?!

Cocknozzle by Lilmaximus57 August 12, 2020

Cocknozzle 

an insult, normally aimed at bitch ass niggas.

Marcos: bro delete this

Cleveland: shut up cocknozzle

Cocknozzle by Cleveland! January 14, 2019

cockdazzle

When a girl or guy pulls your pants down to give you head and is flabbergasted and often intimidated by the size of your dick.

that skank Latisha was cockdazzled by the size of my dick and didnt give me head

cockdazzle by johnnyjohnson1196 November 15, 2009

cocknockled 

When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.

Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!

cocknockled by tuanomsoc December 24, 2005

Cockmuzzle

A leather cozey designed to be worn on a penis to restrain it from biting children.

I had to put a cockmuzzle on because of all the complaints from angry parents.

Cockmuzzle by XxSwagWarriorxX May 20, 2015