Clognozzle 

The dry bit of lotion that hangs to the tip of the bottle's nozzle

Dude, your bottle has a huge clognozzle

Clognozzle by Grcu November 6, 2015

cognozzle 

1. the tip (nozzle) of a device used to deliver enemas or colonics; usually it's not very clean.

2. someone you don't like and can't trust, who acts like a complete asshole most of the time

That dude in my lab is such a cognozzle. He's always stealing my ideas, eating my lunch, and taking credit for my work.

cognozzle by Deanz October 5, 2006