cumnozzle

Typically a male penis

"Big Daddy, give me your cumnozzle!" -says Ashley

by Gacryx May 18, 2018

Cumboozled

The act of pretending to reach the point of ejaculation, but instead firing a confetti canon at someone when they expect you to cum.

person1: I totally CumboozledJessica last week

person2: Dude! I would have loved to see her face covered in confetti

by dasNobody August 27, 2022

Cumpuzzled

Unsure as to whose ejaculatory fluid is on or around a person's body, specifically the face.

Taylor wiped the jizz off her face but was still cumpuzzled afterwards.

by UTgoalieguy May 14, 2010

cumguzzler

one who sucks the cock and guzzles the cum.

my mommy told me one night that she was at a bukkake festival and she was the cumguzzler of the year.

by hopanger October 17, 2002

cumdazzle

The act of blowing your load on a woman's chest and then throwing glitter on the affected area.

Linda returned from a bad day at work, so I decided to brighten her day by giving her a cumdazzle.

by ntyravgjo January 21, 2011

Cumnoodle

A type of penis. Specifically a thin floppy penis

How did the date go?
It was okay but he’s got a Cumnoodle

by Dugglebutt May 15, 2019

cumfuzzled

Cumfuzzled is the state of confusion that only the most beautiful of women can find themselves in - due to the fact they are so sweet, and couldn't possibly have heard of the situation that would cause their cumfuzzlement.

What the Hell are you talking about? Dang, I'm cumfuzzled.

by Jedi Master Wookiee January 11, 2009