by akendall September 13, 2009
Dude, I saw a guy wearing pants that were so tight, I was literally counting change in his pocket...it was 69 cents!
by akendall July 08, 2009
Guy 1: Hey, what did you get up to yesterday?
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
by akendall October 06, 2009
Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.
Guy 1:
Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.
Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.
Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
by akendall July 08, 2009
It's when somebody sneezes so violently and so often, that it appears as though they are having a seizure.
" I watched my little cousin sneeze so many times last night, that I thought he was going to hit the floor and have a sneizure! "
by akendall August 30, 2009
by akendall December 31, 2009
When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.
Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?
Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.
Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.
by akendall December 19, 2009