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A Blow Job
Guy 1: ''So, what did you and your girlfriend get up to last night?''
Guy 2: ''Oh, we just watched a movie, then I got her to do some Throat Pushups''
Guy 2: ''Oh, we just watched a movie, then I got her to do some Throat Pushups''
by akendall December 13, 2010
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Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?
Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.
Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.
by akendall December 19, 2009
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Guy 1 - Hey, did you guys hear that earthquake in China was a 7.9 on the Richter scale?
Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.
Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.
Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.
Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.
by akendall October 20, 2009
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by akendall October 10, 2009
Get the Scribble Patch mug.Guy 1: Hey, what did you get up to yesterday?
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
by akendall October 6, 2009
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