Guy 1: Hey, what did you get up to yesterday?
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
by akendall October 06, 2009
by akendall September 13, 2009
Fuck, that girl's pants are so tight, that I think her Clam Knuckle is going to rip right through them.
by akendall July 08, 2009
Similar to the male equivalent of the Rusty Trombone. However, when a girl does it, it appears as though she is a DJ spinning a record, all the while licking the other girl's asshole!
Dude, I watched some girl on girl porn last night, and one of the girls was playing the part of DJ Rusty Diddles!
by akendall July 12, 2009
by akendall September 16, 2009
It's similar to a Cocknozzle. It's what you call somebody who acts like a "know it all", and in most cases, is wrong more often than not.
Guy 1 - Hey, did you guys hear that earthquake in China was a 7.9 on the Richter scale?
Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.
Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.
Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.
Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.
by akendall October 21, 2009
Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.
Guy 1:
Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.
Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.
Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
by akendall July 08, 2009