Definitions by akendall
Throat Pushups
A Blow Job
Guy 1: ''So, what did you and your girlfriend get up to last night?''
Guy 2: ''Oh, we just watched a movie, then I got her to do some Throat Pushups''
Guy 2: ''Oh, we just watched a movie, then I got her to do some Throat Pushups''
Throat Pushups by akendall December 13, 2010
Squish Mitten
Squish Mitten by akendall December 31, 2009
Wall Scraper
When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.
Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?
Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.
Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.
Wall Scraper by akendall December 19, 2009
Choad Wart
It's similar to a Cocknozzle. It's what you call somebody who acts like a "know it all", and in most cases, is wrong more often than not.
Guy 1 - Hey, did you guys hear that earthquake in China was a 7.9 on the Richter scale?
Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.
Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.
Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.
Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.
Choad Wart by akendall October 20, 2009
Assquatch
Guy 1: Hey, what did you get up to yesterday?
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
Hermaphlete
Hermaphlete by akendall September 16, 2009