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Throat Pushups

Guy 1: ''So, what did you and your girlfriend get up to last night?''

Guy 2: ''Oh, we just watched a movie, then I got her to do some Throat Pushups''
by akendall December 13, 2010
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Squish Mitten

Girl: Oh honey, suck my tits...

Guy: Ok, but I'm going for the Squish Mitten right after.
by akendall December 31, 2009
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Wall Scraper

When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.
Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?

Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.
by akendall December 19, 2009
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Choad Wart

It's similar to a Cocknozzle. It's what you call somebody who acts like a "know it all", and in most cases, is wrong more often than not.
Guy 1 - Hey, did you guys hear that earthquake in China was a 7.9 on the Richter scale?

Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.

Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.
by akendall October 20, 2009
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Scribble Patch

Gross, I was looking through a Playboy from the 80's and she had a fucking scribble patch.
by akendall October 10, 2009
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Assquatch

Guy 1: Hey, what did you get up to yesterday?

Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
by akendall October 6, 2009
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Hermaphlete

Wow, that track star is a real hermaphlete!
by akendall September 16, 2009
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