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cofferati

sergio. biggest asshole in the whole world. he must die, he's a piece of shit. Cofferati is the new comunist major of Italy's city. He's trying to become the new prime minister and he likes to suck big fat cocks.
cofferati is a dickface.
Dude, i'd rather have Hitler instead of sergio - balls licker- cofferati, as a major
by davidpenis slapper November 24, 2004
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coffeerotica

1. Displaying an intense lust for coffee, almost to sexual deviancy.

2. The act of "cruising" Starbucks or any other Coffee Shop with the sole purpose of getting laid.
This was what Lizzy wrote as an example of Coffeerotica:

"Good coffee is rich and delicious all by itself. A well-pulled espresso has a perfect cap of creama- not frothy cream -but the rich brown liquid that is the perfect mix of oils from the coffee bean and hot steam. It should not taste bitter or burnt. It should be sipped slowly, like a good wine, and enjoyed as the magic caffeine stimulates the brain like a familiar lover. I sit quietly, almost reverently enjoying my espresso and was almost in love with the woman who pulled it for me. I think I could love anyone who makes me coffee that good.

America is the supposed coffee capital of the world, I am assaulted daily by the candy flavored abominations spewed out by the fast food of coffee producers. To cover up the fact their beans are over roasted and smell almost barbecued, people drink concoctions that are more milk and sugar than coffee. There is no creama to be had. Khaki clad techies and yuppy housewives with jumbo strollers come in for their fix, but it is the equivalent of using methadone as a morphine substitute. You may just get enough caffeine to keep the edge off, but you’ll never get the sensuous decadence of a pure caffeine buzz.

Coffee is a sensual experience that starts with the first whiff of freshly ground, properly roasted beans. The scent tickles the olfactory nerves like a lover’s perfume. There is the impatient waiting for the cup, maybe a shuffling of feet back and forth in line, anxious and nervous. And then, oh the glorious cup in your hands, warming the skin and bringing the blood to the surface. You place your face over the rim of the cup to inhale the luscious hot steam. Slowly, tepidly you place your lips on the rim and take the first tentative sip. The dark liquid fills your mouth and surrounds your tongue before it slides down your throat. You relax, you have what you were looking for. Your brain starts to bubble with caffeine-induced inspiration. When you are finished, all that is left is a lipstick stain on the edge of an empty cup and a satisfied grin."

..... I want THAT cup of coffee!!!!!!

In a sentence:

"I'm meeting this girl I met on craigslist after work"

"oh, really?"

"yeah, at Starbucks. She's a hottie.... I hope I get some coffeerotica with my Frappacinno"
by Chas Tilden January 28, 2009
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Coffication

Let's go to Starbucks for some coffication.
by J Pizzle October 2, 2004
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Cockeration

When many men get together and preform sexual acts on multiple women.
Dylan-Alex are we going to have a cockeration this summer?

Alex- Sure we can invite philip!
by MccoyBros June 6, 2009
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Sursum Corda Cooperative

use to be a religious cathlioc area until the crack epidemic in the 80's. But now it is the most dangerous,Notorious project in Washington DC.better known as "DA BORDA", It is located at the bottom of Uptown on North Captital ST(the east/west border).It Consist of 5 Neighborhoods: sursum corda appartments, Tyler House(uptop state property Chaingang), Turkey Appatrments, Temple Court(T-Unit), and Golden Rule Appartments (901 Nolia)
i miss my manz BOB from sursum corda Cooperative
by hdudytehdcmdj May 20, 2008
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cooperative consciousness

noun

a term defining the social group, populous, the social body or social order.
the cooperative and mutually consented coexistence of a large number of individuals is cooperative consciousness.
by Baron Neville March 10, 2018
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Cooperative Learning

A cheating organization, to better student's grade by uploading homework assignments.
Guy1: Hey guys I use cooperative learning
Guy2: HOLD, ON!!! that cheating organization thats morally unethical
Guy1: Psh i don't care.
Guy2: Okay I would love to use it.
by Codeman7865 November 16, 2009
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