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Comforting Mrs. Rosen
Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.
Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.
Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.
Comforting Mrs. Rosen by pajiba June 10, 2013
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courting death
Mostly used in Chinese novels.
Said when someone has overstepped another persons bounds. As a warning/attack sentence.
Said when someone has overstepped another persons bounds. As a warning/attack sentence.
courting death by Patriarch Reliance April 20, 2021
Courting
Courting is the experience of developing a deep relationship with someone, with a view to seeing if marriage is right for the couple, without the complexity of sexual intimacy being part of that relationship. Enabling each to find out everything about each other, developing unconditional love and trust, with out rushing things, to decide if this really is the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.
They enjoyed their carefree courting days, long walks in the sunshine, talking, getting to know each other in great depth, enjoying each others company as true friends.
Courting by snazzy-shazzy December 30, 2015
Cobalting
The act of attending a seedy bar north of downtown San Antonio at odd hours generally not associated with human liquor consumption (i.e. 8am). Cobalting is closely aligned with thots and the acts of doing hoodrat things.
Cobalting by El Joto del apartamento 512 August 15, 2018
Fresh coating
When your gurl brushes her teeth with minty fresh toothpaste then proceeds to give a blowjob.
By Christian G.
By Christian G.
Fresh coating by Mintchris January 2, 2019
cofting
v. Specific art of partying consisting in 1. getting completely drunk, 2. go clubbing/barhopping, 3. watch the moonset/sunrise, 4. go to sleep when the birds are singing, 5. wake up before noon and 6. work the whole day. Alternatively replacing steps 3. to 5. by hooking up with a stranger can be considered cofting. It should be noted that remembering one's own name after 3 am not beeing subject to a massive hangover implies no cofting occurred.
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