Charting 

When you shart so hard it runs down your leg and into your shoe.

Charting so hard i'm going to have to buy new shoes.

Charting by Batman 5911 November 13, 2011

charting 

The act of farting while on chat, with the audio on.

Yo man, I was online with that bitch and she kept charting....

charting by ElPutoMatico October 18, 2009

Charting 

Much like a shart, except instead of a little bit of shit escaping your asshole, it’s the Most recent load of cum that was ejaculated into ones rectum.

After having anal sex I thought I had to fart but i was actually charting and I came out of my ass

Charting by Ladystach May 20, 2020

cycle charting 

The practice of observing, recording & interpreting bodily signs associated with the menstrual cycle. These signs include waking body temperature taken orally under the tongue every morning & cervical fluid observed on toilet paper after wiping across the vaginal opening. These signs are recorded in a simple chart - hence why this practice is often called cycle charting.

Cycle charting can yield health insights & allow people who menstruate to identify the days during their cycle when unprotected sex could lead to pregnancy. If they're trying to avoid pregnancy they can use barriers (condoms or a diaphragm) on those days & enjoy deliciously natural sex on all other days of their cycle. This is called the sympto-thermal fertility awareness method. It's 99.6% effective with perfect use & is *not* the same as the old-fashioned calendar rhythm method. It's currently being embraced by lots of crunchy people who aren't wanting to use hormonal contraception. It's secular & pro-choice.

Cycle charting is also not the same as period tracking. Period tracking is simply noting the days of menstruation. This information can be used to guesstimate approximately when your next period might be due but it can't give insights into your overall cycle nor can it be used to avoid pregnancy effectively.

Since coming off the pill I've become totally obsessed with cycle charting! I love being more in touch with my body and being able to avoid pregnancy without having to use condoms every day of my cycle.

cycle charting by oh cecilia October 14, 2018

mid-fight masses charting 

a song's charting that contains heavy usage of double notes, used in the Friday Night Funkin' community.

bro monster got that mid-fight masses charting.

mid-fight masses charting by rmo66xx August 1, 2021

Chatting Breeze 

London slang for talking nonsense, or speaking of something about which you have no clear understanding.

"Bingly bongly boo. Snippety-snappety-blarg. Goo ferplunk moo-ha ha ha."
"Man, don't chat breeze."

Chatting Breeze by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

chatting macca 

Chatting macca is the equivalent of chatting shit or not telling the truth

“John said he pulled a 10 last night”
“Nahhhh, can’t be. He’s chatting macca”

chatting macca by Top definer what you saying? July 6, 2018