Cockslapping

Cockslapping is the practice is slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. Often performed as a joke, when the recipient is either asleep, stoned, or otherwise incapacitated.

John said he enjoyed cockslapping me last night while I was asleep.

Cockslapping by Stuart Robbins May 28, 2006

cockslapping the mona lisa 

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.

Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*

cockslapping the mona lisa by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008

Cockflopping

Inexplicably losing to an inferior opponent when being comfortably ahead late in a game.

South Carolina's cockflopping against Missouri and Kentucky over the last few weeks has been hilarious.

Cockflopping by chilleymac October 9, 2014

cockstepping 

The act of trampling a penis, either in a cockbox or on the floor or some other flat surface. Also, standing on the penis while trampling a man.

Mistress likes to do her cockstepping in 10 inch platforms. It's brutal on my little guy!

cockstepping by Chris Zizzo July 28, 2010

cock slapping 

The practice of slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. This is often performed as a joke when the recipient is either asleep or otherwise incapacitated.

Pablo is very into cock slapping, so he tried it on his girlfriend while she was blowing him, and she liked it.

cock slapping by kalliburr May 21, 2012

National Cock Slapping Day 

April 7th, national cock slapping day

Michael Agricola: Aye what day is it today?
Dosca: April 7th..
Michael: AHhhhh

April 7th, national cock slapping day

National Cock Slapping Day by The1Dumbass April 4, 2022

coochslapping 

When two females have sex. Using their VAGINAS.

"Kaitlin was coochslapping with Taylor last night. Gawd, what lesbians."

coochslapping by Cooterface May 16, 2006