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cocksided 

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy
His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.
cocksided by Aliy May 15, 2006
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The act of putting a condom in the freezer before sexual intercourse. Can be either a chilly sensation or disappointing experience; quite possibly both...
Guy 1: Dude your girlfriend is a bitch. You better give her the cocksicle tonight.

Guy 2: I'll think about it. I hope I don't get super shrinkage.
To be weary or careful around new penises.
cock, penis, cocksious,, unknown, strange penis.
cocksious by kristalisa December 18, 2011

CockSexual 

“Gay men tend to be attracted to everything about a man, the sights, the sounds, the smells, the feet (eiw), the socks (double eiw) and on and on. Everything man, all day, everyday. They want to hold hands with a man, kiss a man and build a life with a man.

Men like my husband are not at all interested in kissing and holding hands and being romantic with a fellow. He cannot even envision it. He has never topped a guy because he does not feel he could maintain an erection to fuck a man. He does, however, love the DICK. The term I made up for this is "cocksexual.” Men who love the cock and the sex part but the male body and appearance is not the same turn on that a female’s body is.

This explains the prevalence of tgirl porn and gloryholes. A woman with a penis. A penis in space with no male body. There’s a rather large and interesting audience of cocksexuals. Why else would porn just show COCK?

I consider myself pansexual, in that I am attracted to men and women and I would have a relationship with anyone of any orientation if I liked that person. I have met very few men like me, although it exists. Men are more about the cock. Kinda turns me on.“
My boyfriend is a cocksexual
CockSexual by CockSexual96 February 22, 2019

Cocksexual Assfaggot 

A man, specifically a gay man who lusts after the cock while dreaming and fantasizing about having it shoved up his ass.
Roland you cocksexual assfaggot, get the hell away from me!

Cocksimity 

(Noun) The relative location of your cock.
Man on workout bench: "Dude, your cocksimity to my face is totally unacceptable."

Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."

Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."

Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."
Cocksimity by workjunkie January 22, 2014