Cocksick 

Cocksick" - Latin: Cockinus Sickanus - Meaning: too much blowjobs, will make you cocksick.

Hey Bro! Are you cocksick?

Cocksick by DiscoHond April 9, 2019

cocksick 

the semi-nauseous feeling you get after sitting on your 'nads for too long.

I was geekin' so hard on the computer that I sat for 3 straight hours until I was cocksick and stumbled to the bathroom.

cocksick by barfo-ramadome August 3, 2009

cocksick 

to eject the contents of the stomach through the mouth while performing oral sex on a male's genitals.

His penis was so big I got cocksick.

cocksick by Missy Cocksick June 28, 2011

cocksick 

Heavy shit. A.K.A. really vile, graphic, life-changing experiences...

"We saw the most cocksick car crash today, the guy beheaded himself through his own windshield."

cocksick by Diggerdowntrigger September 4, 2006

Cocksick 

- Individual who never fails to disappoint
- Describes the individual who has too much cock. Example sick of having this cock daily

- Person that’s having cock who is sick, example, yeast infection or gonorrhea
- Describes the person who is cocksick in a sense of home sick, “Just missing that cock”
- Description of one male individual as a cocksucker, or one loving cock
- Individual who is complete and utter waste of time
- One who is not worth a mention
- One whose name has less meaning than a cocksucker itself
- Life form lower than Ameba
- Overconfident dooffus, occasionally wears a pink shirt

- Body of single cell whose very existence has no other purpose but to aggravate other human beings
- One who usually starts a three ring shit show

I am cocksick, haven't had in cock in long time.

Cocksick by HDED September 16, 2019

Cocksucker blues 

A feeling of sadness and depression, but also anger and irritability among gay men that haven’t sucked cock for a while.

Gabi has the cocksucker blues again. It’s been a wile since he sucked some man meat.

Cocksucker blues by kam75xx December 31, 2017

Cocksucking Attorney 

1. Incorporates August 30, 2007 definition of the word Cocksucker.
2. Applies to attorneys who take one position on a legal matter.
3. However, in court, they actively exploit the legal matter to their benefit, to the detriment of others.
4. Typically used in situations related to poor ethics where the attorney puts their own personal interest ahead of their client or the courts.

1. (Class Action Settlement) "Did you hear about that settlement for the iThingy Defect? I got .38 cents for it and the attorneys at Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe told us they were doing this out of principle, and not looking for a payday, yet they received $62 million. Those Cocksucking Attorneys!"

2. (Litigation) "I can't believe the courts sanctioned me for bringing a frivolous lawsuit. Schlosky told my case was solid, made me pay him $5,000 to file this lawsuit, and now I have to pay a $10,000 fine to the court! Michael is such a Cocksucking Attorney!

3. (Public Debate) "Did you read Einhorn's argument against using waivers to disclaim fraud in court? Yet this guy is using the same tactics to get his dirty client off the hook? How can this Cocksucking Attorney sleep at night."

4. (Conflict of Interest) "I found out today that Lisa, my attorney for the malpractice suit that left me disabled, is a cousin for the doctor we're suing. How can I trust her when she's spending holidays with that monster. I now question everything she's ever told me about this case, and need to fire her ASAP. She is such a Cocksucking Attorney."

5. (Poorly managed expectations) "That Cocksucking Attorney Ralph told us to expect a windfall from being insulted by the waitress of Bojangles, we paid him over $100,000 to represent us, and all we got were coupons for free pancakes".

Cocksucking Attorney by JusticeThePup March 22, 2023