His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.
Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.
Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.
by Aliy May 15, 2006
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by Robert Akins September 7, 2005
Get the cocksided mug.When a cocky son of a bitch is so full of himself you can almost smell the bullshit coming out of his arrogant mouth
Boy: I know you were checking out my junk. Wanna get outta here and go have the best sex of your life?
Girl: Fuck no. Your cocksuredness may be a 10, but you're loser ass is barely a 1.
John: Can you believe Steve actually thinks his lazy ass is getting the promotion to district manager?
Alan: I know! He actually lost 7 accounts this quarter. His cocksuredness is a bit extreme.
Girl: Fuck no. Your cocksuredness may be a 10, but you're loser ass is barely a 1.
John: Can you believe Steve actually thinks his lazy ass is getting the promotion to district manager?
Alan: I know! He actually lost 7 accounts this quarter. His cocksuredness is a bit extreme.
by gman91478 January 24, 2015
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e.g.
Person 1: "Hey I think we should have a game of CoD?"
Person 2: "I think that we should play BF3 instead."
Coderider: "I want to play CoD on Person1's team!"
"Dave doesn't let anyone in his shed except Trent, what a fuckin' cockride."
-"Yeah, Jacob doesn't let just anyone into his mini-bar, but he lets me."
-"You're such a cockride cunt."
Person 1: "Hey I think we should have a game of CoD?"
Person 2: "I think that we should play BF3 instead."
Coderider: "I want to play CoD on Person1's team!"
"Dave doesn't let anyone in his shed except Trent, what a fuckin' cockride."
-"Yeah, Jacob doesn't let just anyone into his mini-bar, but he lets me."
-"You're such a cockride cunt."
by Tambre' November 20, 2011
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by bigdaddyfatsacks January 25, 2010
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Man 1 : Dude, but I dont know if she will accept me after she sees my package!
Man 2: Oh, come on man... just be cockfident!
Man 2: Oh, come on man... just be cockfident!
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