Cockdixia 

Being so obsessed with other men's genitalia that all you think about or talk about is cock. Usually, men with this affliction claim to be straight, but this is not always true. They are also hardcore homophobic and make jokes or try to make everyone else out to be gay. It doesn't matter what you try to talk to them about, they always insert some kind of homophobic comment into the conversation. No matter what they say, they love the cock.

Example 1: "Hey dude, did you get your car fixed?"
Man with Cockdixia: " Yes, I took it over to so and so, and all those queers did was f#&k it up even more. Probably someone gay like you is the one that tore it up in the first place. "
Example 2: " Hey, how does someone who talks about cock all day long not be a closet queer? "

"That dude has Cockdixia, he's just obsessed with peckers. He's not sure if he wants to stay in the closet, or come out"

Cockdixia by Chuuzuu April 27, 2022

Cockfixiate 

To cut off or block the airway with a penis.

The man threatened to cockfixiate his wife.

Cockfixiate by Kickstand20 April 4, 2021

cockdickass 

the holy trinity of cock, dick and ass, also used by most people with Tourette's

"COCKDICKASS MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SLUT AAAAAAA RRGHHHGH"
"ok bobby you've had too many monster energy drinks"

cockdickass by the cock dick and ass of obama December 22, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008