Cockdixia
Being so obsessed with other men's genitalia that all you think about or talk about is cock. Usually, men with this affliction claim to be straight, but this is not always true. They are also hardcore homophobic and make jokes or try to make everyone else out to be gay. It doesn't matter what you try to talk to them about, they always insert some kind of homophobic comment into the conversation. No matter what they say, they love the cock.
Example 1: "Hey dude, did you get your car fixed?"
Man with Cockdixia: " Yes, I took it over to so and so, and all those queers did was f#&k it up even more. Probably someone gay like you is the one that tore it up in the first place. "
Example 2: " Hey, how does someone who talks about cock all day long not be a closet queer? "
"That dude has Cockdixia, he's just obsessed with peckers. He's not sure if he wants to stay in the closet, or come out"
Man with Cockdixia: " Yes, I took it over to so and so, and all those queers did was f#&k it up even more. Probably someone gay like you is the one that tore it up in the first place. "
Example 2: " Hey, how does someone who talks about cock all day long not be a closet queer? "
"That dude has Cockdixia, he's just obsessed with peckers. He's not sure if he wants to stay in the closet, or come out"