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cockgang 

proper noun; an exclusive gang that has to do with all things with pretty and nice cocks i.e. cockroaches, cock chickens, cocks that you suck, cocks that cvm.
member 1: "ayyeee mann cockgang meeting today to discuss johns cock bro"
member 2: "oh damn everyone found out he has an ugly cock sheesh"
member 1: "yeah man its sad fr"
member 2: "frfr"
john: *cries*
cockgang by lemonnpieperson January 3, 2022
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Cocklganger 

A cock doppelgänger. Similar to a stunt dick. A cock that looks eerily similar to yours, especially for use in a MFM, where the F would be able to live the fantasy of having two of her SO simultaneously.
He is pretty much my cocklganger, same size, curve and everything.

cockmangler 

One who is bad at giving blowjobs, or hand jobs.

One who mangles the cock, uses (accidentally or on purpose) their teeth or nails in a painful way.
Man, that girl last night was such a cockmangler, now it's all sore.
cockmangler by Not a Cockmangler January 10, 2005

cocktang 

Cocktang is an idiom for the male version of the word poontang.
"I really wanna get some cocktang tonight"

(spoken by a woman or a gay)
cocktang by Miff July 9, 2007

cockbanging

1.the physical motion of banging a cock or male genital, also known as a penis.
2. alternate term for sex
dude that chick was totally cockbanging me after we got home.

cockgargler 

Derogatary term for one who frequently performs fellatio. Often implies sexual promiscuity. See slut, cumgullet.
Do you have to be such a cockgargler?
cockgargler by Kiyohira June 14, 2005

cockjangler 

A person who jangles a cock on his face while eating pie.
Donovan Lewis is a Cockjangler who likes lemon mirange.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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