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Cockelgänger 

When one man's penis looks identical to another man's penis. They are cockelgängers.
"I've seen this cock before" Jenny thought as she sucked the cocklegänger of her ex.

Daniel was pissing in the urinal when he noticed the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"
Cockelgänger by rapunzabel April 25, 2017

cockglancer

Someone who likes to check you out when you're at the urinal.
"I'm always nervous having a piss with Cam. With those boggly eyes - I think he's a bit of a cockglancer"
cockglancer by Dwave May 8, 2008

cocklinger 

one who lets their cock dangle freely in public, or in the company of others.
That guy is a complete cocklinger!
cocklinger by the kps October 19, 2008

Cockleganger 

Someone whose penis looks exactly like yours.
Wow, that dude's dong looks just like yours. He must be your cockleganger.
Cockleganger by ClaudiusMaximus22 September 19, 2017

cocklunger 

Penetrating so fast that you dislocate your pelvis.
He's a cocklunger.
cocklunger by fommy0 June 2, 2016

Clockelganger 

The feeling when someone is astonished apon learning that the time is much earlier or later then they had thought.
Me: What time is it?
Them: 10pm
Me: wow what a clockelganger, I thought it was more like 6pm
Clockelganger by Cutyamulletitsshit November 26, 2016