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cocktang 

Cocktang is an idiom for the male version of the word poontang.
"I really wanna get some cocktang tonight"

(spoken by a woman or a gay)
cocktang by Miff July 9, 2007
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Cocktagon 

A place where males go to take a piss at Penn State football tailgates that is in a form of an octagon with urinal stations without any dividers.
Chad: Yo where’s the cocktagon?

Brad: what do you mean?
Chad: That porta potty that has 8 urinal stations that’s in the shape of an octagon without any dividers.

Brad: Ah I saw one over by the fence. There was a huge line.
Cocktagon by stater69 October 4, 2021
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Tagging a person on Facebook in the male nether regions of a photo.
There was this really sexy picture of Robert Pattinson and my Facebook friend cocktagged me right in his privates.
cocktag by Mountain Fresh October 14, 2009

Cocktagon 

A sexual formation consisting of eight naked dudes surrounding one chick. It is only an official cocktagon when all eight dudes are erect.
Sarah stumbled into an orgy by mistake and swiftly found herself directly in the middle of a "cocktagon."
Cocktagon by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011

Cocktana 

A penis that is very large and is good in sex. Referring to the mystical sharp sword, Katana.
Dave has a really nice Cocktana
Cocktana by Krarlie October 8, 2014

cocktagon 

The imaginary perimeter around a male that defines a fight or fuck decision. Similar to cock-circle. When someone crosses the cocktagon, it's on. You're either fucken or fighting.
Ashley entered my cocktagon, and she couldn't walk for a week. When Jason entered my cocktagon, he couldn't see for a week.
cocktagon by 7 inch cocktagon March 18, 2016

cockmangler 

One who is bad at giving blowjobs, or hand jobs.

One who mangles the cock, uses (accidentally or on purpose) their teeth or nails in a painful way.
Man, that girl last night was such a cockmangler, now it's all sore.
cockmangler by Not a Cockmangler January 10, 2005
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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