cock·tas·tic
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik

Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.

1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces

2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock

3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>

- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun

EXAMPLE 1
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.

CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.

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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?

Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!

*policeman generously tasers commie student*

Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.

cocktastic by Rodrigo Cornejo December 15, 2008

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cocktastic fudgemonkey

Lover of the cock that not only gives, but also takes it in the butt.

Alex Endo is a prime example of the cocktastic fudgemonkey - constantly asing friends for prison-bitch-style anal sex sessions

cocktastic fudgemonkey by Rob Gwynn-Jones June 26, 2003

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cocktastic

1. Abysmal
2. The opposite of fantastic.
3. The equivalent of having a large sweaty cock dangled in your face.

Michael Bay continues his crusade to flood the earth with cocktastic films.

cocktastic by Jonny Nakamura December 5, 2010

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cockanetics

Similar to "cockonics," but is the mindset to get you laid rather than the language. Made famous in the book "Cockanetics" by L. Ron Jeremy.

"Brutha, you gots to walk in there knowin' you'll get laid tonight. Think cockanetics, man!"

cockanetics by Lord Zoltar November 23, 2005

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cockmatician

a male or female in a room of strangers that starts blowing one cock, and over a brief period of time will begin to add, almost magically, to the number of cocks in their face. Subtracting from the number of cocks in face is also acceptable.

The way that Scott got all those dudes to mysteriously put cock in his face was crazy. That guy is a real cockmatician!

cockmatician by Apoo Benji Hill June 24, 2012

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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