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cockgargler 

Derogatary term for one who frequently performs fellatio. Often implies sexual promiscuity. See slut, cumgullet.
Do you have to be such a cockgargler?
cockgargler by Kiyohira June 14, 2005
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cockgoggler

cockgoggle. verb. :
To oogle the cocks.
To hand multiple cocks at once.
To be multi-tasking in a swimming pool full of cocks.
To wear cocks as goggles.

cockgoggler. noun. :
A proprieter of cocks.
A juggler of cocks.
An avid fan of the cocks.
This is your new cheif headmaster cockgoggler, George W. Bush. He will now do a leetal dance for you and all of your cocks to enjoy!
cockgoggler by klutz January 28, 2003

cockmangler 

One who is bad at giving blowjobs, or hand jobs.

One who mangles the cock, uses (accidentally or on purpose) their teeth or nails in a painful way.
Man, that girl last night was such a cockmangler, now it's all sore.
cockmangler by Not a Cockmangler January 10, 2005

cockjangler 

A person who jangles a cock on his face while eating pie.
Donovan Lewis is a Cockjangler who likes lemon mirange.

cockrangler 

One who rangles a cock
Shut up cockrangler
cockrangler by seski October 5, 2003

cock gargler

...a person who likes cock SO much (male or female) that they jam it their mouth every chance they get
"That Jenny is one wild bitch! She always wants to suck my dick. She's a real cock gargler. I think I'll marry her."
cock gargler by Steven February 26, 2005

CockMangler 

A person who completely destroys a penis. This person is an evil sexmachine and usually a femdom.
The Femdom master was also a cockmangler, destroying her sex partners penis.
CockMangler by Conor(C-Money) July 11, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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