cockful

bulging, pulsing and bordering on explosiveness. To be cockful is like being the cock of the wall or so full of confidence that you're preorgasmic all the time.

That was a cockful throw down field for a touchdown!!!

cockful by IX Mendoza February 2, 2010

Cockulate

The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.

This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers

D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!

Cockulate by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009

Cockflirt 

A girl who inadvertently leads guys on with her charismatic personality and touchy ways. This type of female will show typical signs of interests towards single males seeking mates although she is really just over-friendly by nature. She usually has a lot of male friends which she keeps in the "friend-zone".

Marc likes Diana and thinks she's into him. However, it is not that way at all since Diana is a cockflirt who spends one-on-one time with a lot of guys which she has no romantic interest in what so ever.

Cockflirt by Fiffur August 26, 2009

cockfluff 

a guy who tries to compensate for having a small penis by acting like a brute. Can sometimes be physically intimidating, but usually just talk a lot of shit they can't back up.

"i'm going to fuckin' kick your ass, you pussy!"

"I'm not afraid of you, cockfluff."

cockfluff by bullshitlame July 24, 2009

cockflower 

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.

1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!

cockflower by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010

cockulus rift 

Virtual reality machine for the male genitalia.

I love my cockulus rift!

cockulus rift by Yhbdjj June 5, 2017

Cockulation 

The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.

"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"

Cockulation by guessingcockulation March 16, 2010