The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

A fruity cocktail consisting of the following:

- Two parts diet orange soda
- Two parts diet ginger ale
- One part pink lemonade vodka
- Half a part lime juice

the act of acquiring something or trying to acquire something, drugs especially.

To arrive at a place. Devrived from 1990s classic"Jubilee All" by DJ Jubilee line "I'm from uptown we bout to touch-down"

1: When an aircraft or other vehicle capable of flight touches the surface of a planet after a period of flight. also: Landed

2: When a football player puts a football onto the ground inside the scoring area while still holding the ball, scoring some points after having avoided being tackled or having the ball stolen from him from a member of the other team.

A term used in online computer gaming to signify one or more kills with a grenade. Mainly applied to first-person shooter games such as Counter-Strike.