The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.
Huzzah! Dudes, guess who just mede a touchdown!
by Simon April 20, 2006
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When you lay down a brick so long it touches the toilet/water at the same time it touches your ass, and makes kindof a connection, like a touchdown.
Damn, that brick was so freaking huge I touchdowned it!
by BoleBjorn April 25, 2006
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when a nigga ain't all-the-way retarded, just got a touch of Down's
Chris Brown looks like a touchdown in his video "Run it."I'm convinced the child is mildly retarded.
by jaysun October 17, 2005
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Expression often used by men when they reach an orgasm during sexual intercourse.
- "Oh yeah baby...."
-"mmmm... aaahhh... You fuck my pussy so good!!!"
-Oh my God oh my God!!! Ohh Yeah! TOUCHDOWN BABY!!!! TOUCHDOWN!!!!"
by ChristianTroy November 14, 2006
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it means when you get ready to have sexual relations with a woman or man
by Bridget February 03, 2005
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Somebody who has a shit and pukes up at the same time
HAHA!! Look at him! he just had a touchdown!
by revolution December 07, 2004
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A fruity cocktail consisting of the following:

- Two parts diet orange soda
- Two parts diet ginger ale
- One part pink lemonade vodka
- Half a part lime juice
Guy One: Whatchya wanna drink tonight bro

Guy Two: Yo I'll have me a touchdown

Guy One: What the fuck is that?

Guy Two: Take the superposition of a full send and a sorority formal...

Guy One: What are you some sort of physics fuck?
by Migdal Kadanoff June 10, 2019
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