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The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.
Huzzah! Dudes, guess who just mede a touchdown!
by Simon April 20, 2006
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A fruity cocktail consisting of the following:

- Two parts diet orange soda
- Two parts diet ginger ale
- One part pink lemonade vodka
- Half a part lime juice
Guy One: Whatchya wanna drink tonight bro

Guy Two: Yo I'll have me a touchdown

Guy One: What the fuck is that?

Guy Two: Take the superposition of a full send and a sorority formal...

Guy One: What are you some sort of physics fuck?
by Migdal Kadanoff June 10, 2019
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the act of acquiring something or trying to acquire something, drugs especially.
John: What are you up to, bro?

Phil: Shit, just looking to touch down on some OCs.
by TonyTheAnt October 02, 2006
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To arrive at a place. Devrived from 1990s classic"Jubilee All" by DJ Jubilee line "I'm from uptown we bout to touch-down"
Me:"We coming from the Big Raggedy to go to the House of Blues. Be there in a few hours"
Friend: "Fosho. Call me when you touch-down
by tuebaby January 30, 2016
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1: When an aircraft or other vehicle capable of flight touches the surface of a planet after a period of flight. also: Landed

2: When a football player puts a football onto the ground inside the scoring area while still holding the ball, scoring some points after having avoided being tackled or having the ball stolen from him from a member of the other team.
1a: Nice Touchdown there Captain!
1b: "Houston, Tranquillity Base here, The Eagle has Landed"

2: Jaggar passes to Murphy, dodges past Robson and he's in the clear! Great touchdown there! another three points to the Eagles for 33 to 29.
by Trent S Hopkinson April 30, 2006
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A term used in online computer gaming to signify one or more kills with a grenade. Mainly applied to first-person shooter games such as Counter-Strike.
Whoa! He just pwned 4 people with that nade! TOUCHDOWN!!
by big train July 23, 2008
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