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Cockflag 

A person who does a lot of flapping about without doing anything constructive.

A limp sail in the breeze.

All bark, no bite.
Guy 1: Man, Jerome hides behind the loading dock and smokes bud all day long and then complains that I don't work.
Guy 2: What a cockflag.
Cockflag by Satch45 July 18, 2010

cockflation 

See Dragoneer. Subset Scooter.
Dragoneer gives Scooter a massive dose of his Cockflation.
cockflation by Scooter M. September 5, 2008

cockflange 

Small pieces of cock hanging off of a central cock-like edifice. It is also used by me and friends as a "shotgun" substitute as the only thing winning over a call of shotgun for procuring the prestigious front right seat in an automobile.
"You're such a cockflange"
or
"Cockflange! The front seat is mine"
"Shotgun Cabinet!"
"Darn, you win"
cockflange by Tim Snyder August 12, 2006

cockflask 

A container for cocks. Something which keeps cocks warm or cool. A flask full of cocks.

Also a derogatory term for someone who has acted either inappropriately or stupidly.
You stupid cockflask.
Show us your cockflask.
I kicked her right in the cockflask.
cockflask by Cocky McFlask December 31, 2008

cockslabbith 

When in bed you use your cock as a sword and saw away at her vagina until one of you cums and scream i killed a bitch then stick your cock or if the girl wins shoves a finger in the asshole
Last night me and this prostitute had a cockslabbith and I won so she let me do anal

CockFlapping 

While after jizzing on a girls face you slap your penis around her cheeks
I GAVE HER A NASTY COCKFLAPPING
CockFlapping by BigD716 February 19, 2009