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Cockflag 

A person who does a lot of flapping about without doing anything constructive.

A limp sail in the breeze.

All bark, no bite.
Guy 1: Man, Jerome hides behind the loading dock and smokes bud all day long and then complains that I don't work.
Guy 2: What a cockflag.
Cockflag by Satch45 July 18, 2010

cockflation 

See Dragoneer. Subset Scooter.
Dragoneer gives Scooter a massive dose of his Cockflation.
cockflation by Scooter M. September 5, 2008

cockflange 

Small pieces of cock hanging off of a central cock-like edifice. It is also used by me and friends as a "shotgun" substitute as the only thing winning over a call of shotgun for procuring the prestigious front right seat in an automobile.
"You're such a cockflange"
or
"Cockflange! The front seat is mine"
"Shotgun Cabinet!"
"Darn, you win"
cockflange by Tim Snyder August 12, 2006

cockflask 

A container for cocks. Something which keeps cocks warm or cool. A flask full of cocks.

Also a derogatory term for someone who has acted either inappropriately or stupidly.
You stupid cockflask.
Show us your cockflask.
I kicked her right in the cockflask.
cockflask by Cocky McFlask December 31, 2008

cockslabbith 

When in bed you use your cock as a sword and saw away at her vagina until one of you cums and scream i killed a bitch then stick your cock or if the girl wins shoves a finger in the asshole
Last night me and this prostitute had a cockslabbith and I won so she let me do anal
cockslabbith by Fun fun time Nico A November 9, 2020

CockFlapping 

While after jizzing on a girls face you slap your penis around her cheeks
I GAVE HER A NASTY COCKFLAPPING
CockFlapping by BigD716 February 19, 2009
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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