Cockslapping is the practice is slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. Often performed as a joke, when the recipient is either asleep, stoned, or otherwise incapacitated.
John said he enjoyed cockslapping me last night while I was asleep.
AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.
Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!
Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.