CockFlapin 

Your Penis And Balls Smackin Upon Ur Hairy Legs.

Last night I was cockflapin around my house listening to gothic death metal!

CockFlapin by TrevChoad March 6, 2018

Cockflopping

Inexplicably losing to an inferior opponent when being comfortably ahead late in a game.

South Carolina's cockflopping against Missouri and Kentucky over the last few weeks has been hilarious.

Cockflopping by chilleymac October 9, 2014

cockulating 

Calculating/thinking with cocks instead of brains. Usually leads to deep regrets.

"Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed."
"sucks, man"

cockulating by teehee23 November 2, 2011

Cockslapping

Cockslapping is the practice is slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. Often performed as a joke, when the recipient is either asleep, stoned, or otherwise incapacitated.

John said he enjoyed cockslapping me last night while I was asleep.

Cockslapping by Stuart Robbins May 28, 2006

cockflation 

See Dragoneer. Subset Scooter.

Dragoneer gives Scooter a massive dose of his Cockflation.

cockflation by Scooter M. September 5, 2008

CockFlapping 

While after jizzing on a girls face you slap your penis around her cheeks

I GAVE HER A NASTY COCKFLAPPING

CockFlapping by BigD716 February 19, 2009

cockslapping the mona lisa 

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.

Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*

cockslapping the mona lisa by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008