CockFlapin

Your Penis And Balls Smackin Upon Ur Hairy Legs.

Last night I was cockflapin around my house listening to gothic death metal!

by TrevChoad March 6, 2018

Cockflopping

Inexplicably losing to an inferior opponent when being comfortably ahead late in a game.

South Carolina's cockflopping against Missouri and Kentucky over the last few weeks has been hilarious.

by chilleymac October 9, 2014

cockulating

Calculating/thinking with cocks instead of brains. Usually leads to deep regrets.

"Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed."
"sucks, man"

by teehee23 November 2, 2011

Cockslapping

Cockslapping is the practice is slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. Often performed as a joke, when the recipient is either asleep, stoned, or otherwise incapacitated.

John said he enjoyed cockslapping me last night while I was asleep.

by Stuart Robbins May 28, 2006

cockflation

See Dragoneer. Subset Scooter.

Dragoneer gives Scooter a massive dose of his Cockflation.

by Scooter M. September 5, 2008

CockFlapping

While after jizzing on a girls face you slap your penis around her cheeks

I GAVE HER A NASTY COCKFLAPPING

by BigD716 February 19, 2009

cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.

Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*

by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008