cockflubber 

cockflubbers is the virtual office (slack) HR approved joyful fun SYNONYM to cocksuckers

Those fucking deadbolt cockflubbers jiffed our qnap again!

cockflubber by asfdasdfasdfFASD May 2, 2022

COCKSLOBBER 

A person or object who performs or wishes to perform fellatio is also known as a cockslobber or one who slobbers cock. Humorous, flattering or grossly insulting; use with caution.

"Oh honey, you are such a sluttly little cockslobber. Will you marry me?""

"Your mother is a cockslobber. So is your brother."

"God, that hot little cockslobber could suck-start a 747!"

COCKSLOBBER by Ratclaws February 4, 2006

Cockglobber 

An inept, foolish, or contemptible person. Dickhead, cockhead, shithead.

I: I haven't banned anyone though now have I?

D: Shut your face cockglobber!

Cockglobber by Lee85 February 15, 2010

conflubbered 

flustered, confused, and frustrated...ALL AT ONCE!

I was conflubbered by his repeated attempts of flirtation with me when he wanted to key my car for a "good joke".

conflubbered by Firefly23 January 17, 2008

Conflubbergasted 

An extreme Boggling of the mind when one is unsure of an answer or outcome

1. I am so conflubbergasted after that test!

2. Yes Micaela conflubbergasted is a word...

Conflubbergasted by mindboggling December 9, 2008

COCKSLOBBER 

The fluid which comes from the male penis when manipulated to a happy ending; Semen; Cum

Hey bitch, wipe my cockslobber off of your chin.

COCKSLOBBER by PanheadPete July 4, 2005

cockgrubber 

a person who likes the cock

jimmy is a filthy cockgrubber

cockgrubber by Anonymous October 1, 2003