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cockflange

Small pieces of cock hanging off of a central cock-like edifice. It is also used by me and friends as a "shotgun" substitute as the only thing winning over a call of shotgun for procuring the prestigious front right seat in an automobile.
"You're such a cockflange"
or
"Cockflange! The front seat is mine"
"Shotgun Cabinet!"
"Darn, you win"
by Tim Snyder August 12, 2006
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Cockelgänger

When one man's penis looks identical to another man's penis. They are cockelgängers.
"I've seen this cock before" Jenny thought as she sucked the cocklegänger of her ex.

Daniel was pissing in the urinal when he noticed the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"
by rapunzabel April 25, 2017
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Cockolantern

An illuminated cock given its glow by a glow in the dark condom
ZOMG ITS RADIOACTIVE ITS A COCK NO ITS COCKOLANTERN!
by Mr.Turtleshaft June 9, 2011
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Cockflogged

The synonymous word for a female of the male version of being pussywhipped
When a girl is head over heels obsessed and in love with a guy.
She is so in love with him, she be trippin'... He's got her cockflogged.
by ASG Click August 18, 2013
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cockglancer

Someone who likes to check you out when you're at the urinal.
"I'm always nervous having a piss with Cam. With those boggly eyes - I think he's a bit of a cockglancer"
by Dwave May 8, 2008
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Cocklganger

A cock doppelgänger. Similar to a stunt dick. A cock that looks eerily similar to yours, especially for use in a MFM, where the F would be able to live the fantasy of having two of her SO simultaneously.
He is pretty much my cocklganger, same size, curve and everything.
by The Cockring Buddha June 28, 2016
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cocklinger

one who lets their cock dangle freely in public, or in the company of others.
That guy is a complete cocklinger!
by the kps October 19, 2008
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