blogs

plural of the popular internet word blog.

See the definition of blog for an explaination.

by Mitch April 13, 2005

pecker checker

To grab a man's crotch in order to check for male genitals.

That dude was talking like a female so I had to pull a pecker checker.

by Mitch October 29, 2003

Mud Mask

When u pin someone down and instinctively
fart on their face creating a "Mud Mask"

Man when i had the runs, i gave her a serious mudmask!!

by Mitch April 14, 2005

Golden Gordon

Golden Gordon (n) - an occurance involving Alex Goldwater (Gordon) making a fool of himself and not realising, causing much amusement to all about.

Gordon holding a cup of coffee, then being asked the time. He proceeds to turn his wrist to look at his watch, simultaneously pouring coffee all over himself.

by Mitch September 02, 2004

Cheese Worms

fukin mean as food its fukin mean oy buy cracker and Kraft cream cheese spread. spread da spread on da crackers and sandwich them 2 getha!! cheese worms!!!

"oy dick hook me up wif a cheese worm dick"

by mitch April 01, 2005

drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.

ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

by mitch November 04, 2004

aije

A dildo known for its small size, often the first used by virgins.

"Hey, that dildo is too big, pass me that aije, is better for my first time"

by Mitch August 04, 2004