mitch's definitions

mitch hedberg

Funniest man, no longer alive.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny

by Mitch March 31, 2005

cockflab

An individual in which his/her penis has a curtain of grossly large skin.

"Did you see that chick man?"
"NO, what about her?"
"Look at that bitche's cockflab hangin' out from the bottom of her skirt..."

by mitch August 12, 2004

ten-men

a guy with a extremely large penis who also has the strength of ten

he has the strength of ten men

by mitch July 28, 2003

dip nuts

to run like hell, usually from the gay ass cops

i had to dip nuts from some cops last night

by mitch May 19, 2005

cap

the hubcap of a car rim

Q: Caps or rims
A: caps

CAPS SUCK

by mitch July 24, 2003

biggie e

reall gay ugly fat retard

hey look is gay ass biggie e

by mitch December 2, 2004

slutch

A prostitute, prodiminatly female, of poor sanitary conditions. Often very squishy, due to constant sexual activity.

"Man, you're such a slutch!"

by mitch November 30, 2003