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That a certain person is such a insufferable dickhead that when wearing clothes they become just a giant walking cock wrapped up in flat bread. Mostly found in Australia.
Shit! Here comes that fucking cockroll Dave, if he spills his drink on me again i'll fucking smash him.
cockroll by Raptor21 September 20, 2015

cockdoula 

women who help others handle taking and sucking cocks
My cockdoula friend held my legs while my husband railed me last night.
cockdoula by burnerdoula January 12, 2023

cockmollusc 

Derogative term, implying one is an organism simmilar to a barnacle, inhabiting the penis of a human or animal.
You cockmollusc! Or, That smells like roasted cockmollusc.
cockmollusc by Max Ashton April 7, 2005

cockbollocks 

merge between 2 common swear words to give added impact
"Ah cockbollocks, I've locked me fuckin' keys in the car!"
cockbollocks by Jonathan Foley August 11, 2004

cockbollocks 

Ahhhh he was actin like a cunt so I drop kicked him right up the cockbollocks
cockbollocks by stainesmassive April 5, 2008

cockwolly 

Noun: A British term for something highly unplausible or "nonsense" in slang.
Brad: Did you hear what he said?
Sam: Yeah it was right cockwolly!
cockwolly by Awkwardcupcake101 November 19, 2017