cockbollocks 

merge between 2 common swear words to give added impact

"Ah cockbollocks, I've locked me fuckin' keys in the car!"

cockbollocks by Jonathan Foley August 11, 2004

cockbollocks 

The male sexual organs

Ahhhh he was actin like a cunt so I drop kicked him right up the cockbollocks

cockbollocks by stainesmassive April 5, 2008

Cockblockster 

The Cockblockster is a well-known signature created and performed by CAW wrestler, Stalker. The move has the opponent positioned in the corner, facing the front, while the wrestler then proceeds to do a clothesline to the opponent in the corner, pushes the opponent to the middle of the ring, and then performs a roll through into a blockbuster.

The name "Cockblockster" came from a botch that was made by GEW's Brian Cooper on commentary at RSW's Destined For Glory when he accidentally fumbled and mixed the words, "Clothesline" and "Blockbuster" together while Stalker was performing his signature, which was then misinterpreted by GTT's John Baker as the "Cockblockster". This singular moment would make Stalker have a boost in popularity in CAW due to the funny nature of the signature name. Ever since then, Stalker would remain to have the Cockblockster in his moveset and it would eventually expand with Stalker performing different variations of a blockbuster but still holding onto the name.

The Cockblockster also won an award for the best signature/finisher names of 2020.

Two goated individuals doing commentary for GTT: Warchain S2 E22 during the Stalker vs. Will O Connor Match.

APH: I've been telling you this, he's been showing his moves with the flippy maneuvers but he has been a little bit of a technician too, have you been seeing?
John Baker: Oh yeah. WAIT. Stalker. He's going, he's going for it! COCKBLOCKSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
APH: Jesus Christ! I HATE THAT MOVE, THAT MOVE NAME IS TERRIBLE.
John Baker: It's not even the end!
APH: There you go! That's what you get for having move called the cockblocker. It doesn't even end the match.

Cockblockster by JayIsYourHomie August 12, 2021

Codbollocks 

1. An exclamation of annoyance or frustration.
2. Variation of bullshit. Something made up or untrue.
3. Negative describing word.

1. Codbollocks, Dave! The dog's on the roof!
2. That's utter codbollocks, and you know it.
3. Your mum was codbollocks, sorry.

Codbollocks by CowInParachute February 11, 2004

cockblockstress 

A female who specializes in the area of cockblocking. That is, she will knowingly and expertly prevent a guy from using his cock in a sexual matter, usually with a pre defined partner. Such activities will usually result in masterbation.

Guy 1: Dude, that girls chick prevented me from having some no pants time with her.
Guy 2: I know dude, she's an excellent cockblockstress

cockblockstress by CockblockHater4Life January 18, 2009

cockblockstopwatch 

The amount of time it shows to get rid of a cockblock

Hey dude imma have sex with that chick
What about her friend
Watch me "Cockblockstopwatch" that tailgating bitch

cockblockstopwatch by TheColdGam3r December 9, 2016

cockerbollocks 

A phrase used to describe a situation that's gone drastically wrong.

Sorry love, it's all gone cockerbollocks at work today, the system has died, the boss has gone home early and so I'll be late home. No dear, definitely not going to the pub.

cockerbollocks by TukayAway November 15, 2010