cockwolly

Noun: A British term for something highly unplausible or "nonsense" in slang.

Brad: Did you hear what he said?
Sam: Yeah it was right cockwolly!

by Awkwardcupcake101 November 19, 2017

norman cockwell

Painting a woman with cum when a guy blows his load from a hand job.

He pulled out and finished with a hand job, painting her body with cum like he was Norman Cockwell.

by Cheeaintlion December 16, 2015

cockroll

That a certain person is such a insufferable dickhead that when wearing clothes they become just a giant walking cock wrapped up in flat bread. Mostly found in Australia.

Shit! Here comes that fucking cockroll Dave, if he spills his drink on me again i'll fucking smash him.

by Raptor21 September 20, 2015

cockdoll

A girl with a cock, usually a very pretty tranny that is dolled up for a hot date.

Jack did you see that gorgeous cockdoll?

by Craywulf July 1, 2016

CockWOL

Cock WithOut Leave. When your friend is uncontactable because she’s with her boyfriend, probably having sex.

‘I can’t get hold of Sadie tonight girls, she’s with Dan, she’s gone CockWOL’

by XmellymooX December 12, 2018

Cockwallace

unparliamentary language

9. no unparliamentary language (i.e. don't say Cockwallace)

by ♥🗺☠ May 26, 2021

cockwallock

idiot or dumbass

paul was being such a cockwallock earlier he didn't know Africa was a continent

by DarklyV2 January 26, 2022