cockdensation 

When the room mainly consists of men enjoying a musical or sporting event, and the internal temperature rises to a level that causes the majority to sweat especially around the genital area, the walls and windows may become saturated in condensated junk juice.

Man this band are deece, but the air is so stanky, i can see the cockdensation dripping from the walls.

cockdensation by Paulas beaver is bae January 24, 2024

coldensation 

The frost-like substance that aggregates on extremely cold surfaces when placed in warm moist environments.

Coldensation formed on my ice cream sundae because it was so cold.

coldensation by Frenchie619 September 16, 2007

panty condensation

when a female becomes wet, (horny) the liquid that is discharged from her vagina and lines the panties.

I was gettin with this chick, an when she took her pants off she had some mad panty condensation.

her roast beef curtains gave off some sick panty condensation.

panty condensation by derrick nelly nelson October 26, 2009

cockversation 

Talking with a total dick.

"So I talked to Alex."
"And?"
"He was a total dickhead. I have the cockversation saved."

cockversation by Searinox April 21, 2009

condensational 

exciting; turbulent

wow this conversation is condensational!

"how was your day"
"very condensational, you?"

condensational by Corentheuss February 19, 2008

Condensation Handshake 

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.

I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.

Condensation Handshake by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015

Vaginal Condensation 

Excess moisture in a woman's groin that occurs from sleeping caused by sweating, wet dreams and vaginal discharge. Most often happens with thicker women.

I don't sleep naked because I usually wake up with vaginal condensation.

Vaginal Condensation by The_Eggos January 5, 2015