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Cockmentation 

The feelling you get we you think you are about to nut but you don't nut and you try harder and then you get tired so you go to sleep and nut while watching a dream
"Man,last night I had such a cockmentation.It really pissed me off
Cockmentation by O/L/G November 6, 2019
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Cockfestation 

when a situation occurs where the amount of males in one location exceeds the limit of comfort for any non-homosexual.
an event (such as a gathering or a party) where the ratio of attendence of men over women is very high. Cockfestation, or more commonly refered to as a cockfest, can be determined as having a minimum ratio of 2:1 (men to women).
Cockfestation by Sinan Mohammed Ali February 22, 2009

Cockcentration 

The ability to resist getting a boner in awkward situations.
It took good cockcentration to not get a boner while watching the lesbian sex scene in Black Swan with my parents.
Cockcentration by Payinthefidlr April 10, 2015

Commentation 

The act of conversing through comments on MySpace, facebook, or any other networking website.
Dude she sent me a comment so i sent her one, and then it was one after the other, it turned into a commentation!

cockdensation 

When the room mainly consists of men enjoying a musical or sporting event, and the internal temperature rises to a level that causes the majority to sweat especially around the genital area, the walls and windows may become saturated in condensated junk juice.
Man this band are deece, but the air is so stanky, i can see the cockdensation dripping from the walls.
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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