AlimonyBob's definitions

Meat Mittens

The act of putting one of your hands up a girl's pussy, and the other up her asshole.

Barbara and I have a mutualistic relationship when we Meat Mittens during the winter time.

by AlimonyBob October 27, 2015

Japanese Onion Ring

When you piss on someones face, getting it all through an onion ring, then shitting all over their face.

Bro, I so gave this girl a Japanese Onion Ring last night!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Amish Tea Kettle

When you get a handjob, and the chick is jerking you so fast, that you get a friction burn, and you cum all over her, blinding her with your hot man liquid.

Dude, I promise you I will never go to that girls house again, she gave me the worst Amish Tea Kettle I've ever gotten!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Fatboyism

Continuing a trend of eating a lot of food over a short period of time, when you know it is not in your best interest.

Bob displayed true fatboyism when he ate back to back to back at Chipotle, Five Guys, and Dominos, settling it all down with a pint of froyo.

by AlimonyBob November 8, 2015

Bob Marley

Is anything and everything. Anything imagined and not imagined, and every number times every number an unlimited amount of times.

I told my friend what a Bob Marley was when I said how much I wanted to pork his mom...he was not amused.

by AlimonyBob February 19, 2012

Peanut-Butter-Dicked

On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.

I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Chernobylized

Someone so ugly, they look like they were in the Chernobyl disaster.

That bitch is so chernobylized, but I'm horny so whatevs.

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011