AlimonyBob's definitions

Amish Tea Kettle

When you get a handjob, and the chick is jerking you so fast, that you get a friction burn, and you cum all over her, blinding her with your hot man liquid.

Dude, I promise you I will never go to that girls house again, she gave me the worst Amish Tea Kettle I've ever gotten!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Armenian Ringding

The method of taking a shit, jizzing on top of it, then crafting it into a puck shape for later consumption.

My mom made a special Armenian Ringding recipe for the bake sale last weekend. THEY OWNED.

by AlimonyBob October 19, 2011

Rendition

A sexual position so unspeakably atrocious, that the people involved cannot describe what the fuck just happened.

Girl: What the fuck did we just do to each other?!?!

Guy: I don't know....I don't know! Rendition!?!? I don't know!

by AlimonyBob October 19, 2011

Japanese Onion Ring

When you piss on someones face, getting it all through an onion ring, then shitting all over their face.

Bro, I so gave this girl a Japanese Onion Ring last night!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Meat Mittens

The act of putting one of your hands up a girl's pussy, and the other up her asshole.

Barbara and I have a mutualistic relationship when we Meat Mittens during the winter time.

by AlimonyBob October 27, 2015

Fatboyism

Continuing a trend of eating a lot of food over a short period of time, when you know it is not in your best interest.

Bob displayed true fatboyism when he ate back to back to back at Chipotle, Five Guys, and Dominos, settling it all down with a pint of froyo.

by AlimonyBob November 8, 2015

Peanut-Butter-Dicked

On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.

I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011