When you get a handjob, and the chick is jerking you so fast, that you get a friction burn, and you cum all over her, blinding her with your hot man liquid.
Dude, I promise you I will never go to that girls house again, she gave me the worst Amish Tea Kettle I've ever gotten!
by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011
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Bob displayed true fatboyism when he ate back to back to back at Chipotle, Five Guys, and Dominos, settling it all down with a pint of froyo.
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Get the Meat Mittens mug.Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.
I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.
by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015
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I told my friend what a Bob Marley was when I said how much I wanted to pork his mom...he was not amused.
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Girl: What the fuck did we just do to each other?!?!
Guy: I don't know....I don't know! Rendition!?!? I don't know!
Guy: I don't know....I don't know! Rendition!?!? I don't know!
by AlimonyBob October 19, 2011
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