coindensation

Any wetness that has accumulated on coins (most typically found in a cup holder of a vehicle underneath of 42 Oz XXL fountain soda)

I was looking for change in my cup holder to pay for my McChicken, and the coindensation killed my boner.

by whaWHApopPOP June 22, 2024

coinversation

Conversation involving or regarding money.

I'm running a little low on fundage so I'll have a coinversation with my moms and maybe I can go to the movies with you on Friday.

My boo had a little coinversation with me after I bought the Christian Louboutins last week so I'm gonna have to take it back to WalMartfor a minute.

Hey man, have you seen Donna? She asked me to loan her money for a week and it's been a month since then. I hate to get all loan shark on her but we need to have a serious coinversation.

by kyfox May 2, 2009

coldensation

The frost-like substance that aggregates on extremely cold surfaces when placed in warm moist environments.

Coldensation formed on my ice cream sundae because it was so cold.

by Frenchie619 September 16, 2007

panty condensation

when a female becomes wet, (horny) the liquid that is discharged from her vagina and lines the panties.

I was gettin with this chick, an when she took her pants off she had some mad panty condensation.

her roast beef curtains gave off some sick panty condensation.

by derrick nelly nelson October 26, 2009

condensational

exciting; turbulent

wow this conversation is condensational!

"how was your day"
"very condensational, you?"

by Corentheuss February 19, 2008

Condensation Handshake

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.

I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.

by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015

Vaginal Condensation

Excess moisture in a woman's groin that occurs from sleeping caused by sweating, wet dreams and vaginal discharge. Most often happens with thicker women.

I don't sleep naked because I usually wake up with vaginal condensation.

by The_Eggos January 5, 2015