Definitions by Frenchie619

prograsstinate 

To participate in meaningless activities, such as playing video games or Twitter, instead of mowing the grass when you know it really needs to be cut.

I know I need to mow my grass, but I'd rather prograsstinate now, and do it next week.

prograsstinate by Frenchie619 July 14, 2010

coldensation 

The frost-like substance that aggregates on extremely cold surfaces when placed in warm moist environments.

Coldensation formed on my ice cream sundae because it was so cold.

coldensation by Frenchie619 September 16, 2007

cooch pearl 

The product of grains of sand being embedded in the vagina for a long period of time formed naturally like a real pearl would form in a clam. A real sign of maturity in women.

Most women arn't ready to drop their cooch pearl until their mid 20s or 30s.

cooch pearl by Frenchie619 January 19, 2007

Crackberry 

A person that is addicted to checkingand/or sending messages on their Blackberry or some other similar device.

Every time I see that damn crackberry, she's messing with her phone.

Crackberry by Frenchie619 December 15, 2006

staff staph 

A bacterial infection on/in the male genitals.

I developed a staff staph a few nights after I hooked up with a chick from the bar.

staff staph by Frenchie619 July 17, 2006