5 definitions by Frenchie619

cooch pearl

The product of grains of sand being embedded in the vagina for a long period of time formed naturally like a real pearl would form in a clam. A real sign of maturity in women.

Most women arn't ready to drop their cooch pearl until their mid 20s or 30s.

by Frenchie619 January 16, 2007

staff staph

A bacterial infection on/in the male genitals.

I developed a staff staph a few nights after I hooked up with a chick from the bar.

by Frenchie619 July 17, 2006

prograsstinate

To participate in meaningless activities, such as playing video games or Twitter, instead of mowing the grass when you know it really needs to be cut.

I know I need to mow my grass, but I'd rather prograsstinate now, and do it next week.

by Frenchie619 April 12, 2010

coldensation

The frost-like substance that aggregates on extremely cold surfaces when placed in warm moist environments.

Coldensation formed on my ice cream sundae because it was so cold.

by Frenchie619 September 6, 2007

Crackberry

A person that is addicted to checkingand/or sending messages on their Blackberry or some other similar device.

Every time I see that damn crackberry, she's messing with her phone.

by Frenchie619 December 12, 2006