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a kick ass band from northridge.known to attract large groups of backstage betty's.

charles-rockin frontman

john-sexy bassist of turbulent

jason-awesome drummer
Turbulent f***ing rocks!
turbulent by Samigirl B April 8, 2005
OMG! Turbulent is so fuckin awesome!
Turbulent by Michaela Glenn April 8, 2005
Fullstendig forvirret; mangelorden; motsatt av smooth
Det her var turbulent ass!
Turbulent by emsen February 7, 2023

Turbulent Helicopter 

While on an aircraft attending the bathroom, the aircraft hits extreme turbulence while you are in mid-stream. This results in you automatically putting your hands out to stop you from slamming wall to wall in the bathroom. After the turbulence has stopped, you realize you have pissed all over the bathroom and leave in shame.
Ohh man I just experienced a Turbulent Helicopter. It was bad mate, I almost drowned!

turbulent priest 

An archbishop who regularly defies royal direction
"Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"
turbulent priest by abeckett December 29, 2013

Turbulent Tree Effect 

Turbulent Tree Effect (noun): A branch phenomenon of the Chaos Theory in which a system that is influenced by many factors produces random yet organized and fundamental patterns that are irregular and branching, resembling the shape of a tree or a fractal of chaotic properties.
From the veins of rivers that took decades to form, the root-like patterns of a lightning strike and the mayhem of turbulent smoke rising from a flame all inhibit the properties of the Turbulent Tree Effect.

Like fractals, the effect is a fundamental observations of the universe that seem random and unorganized. But these patterns are a result of harmonious entropy that makes nature stunning.
Turbulent Tree Effect by 1m1m0 January 27, 2024