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cockassity 

Some dumb shit.
I can't believe Herb had the cockassity to tell us he met a chick from Africa online.
cockassity by Dr. nakanutzoff October 21, 2008
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Cockacity 

cockiness + audacity

relevance: more common than you think
He had the COCKACITY to say he used to not doing any work to get girls.

He had the cockacity to ask why I didn't ask for his number because "most girls do since I'm so hot"...
Cockacity by aripop April 26, 2020

Cochasity 

The FAT NERVE of the audacity.
The COCHASITY of you to think that sushi is gross.

She thought she can try me? THE COCHASITY.
Cochasity by Jasenya Idalis June 10, 2020

compassity 

The amount of bandwidth you have for someone else's problems. A portmanteau of "compassion" and "capacity."
I'd like to care about your impounded Mercedes, Arnie, but I just don't have the compassity right now.
compassity by fabralind April 15, 2022

cockcisity 

Good dick , dick so good its toxic
He's no good but ,that dick though. Its cockcisity
cockcisity by BradyBunBun83 October 26, 2020

cockassbitchfuck 

Someone that loves to fuck hoes a lot. BOOTYHOLE!!!!!!!
Arron is a cockassbitchfuck ooohhh fuck me

Cockassion 

A man's occasion to suck a cock.
Wife: My ex Kyle wants to join us tonight for the threesome.

Husband: Oh boy, I expect to finally have my cockassion.
Cockassion by Aramalec February 4, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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