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Some dumb shit.

I can't believe Herb had the cockassity to tell us he met a chick from Africa online.

cockassity by Dr. nakanutzoff October 21, 2008

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Cockacity

cockiness + audacity

relevance: more common than you think

He had the COCKACITY to say he used to not doing any work to get girls.

He had the cockacity to ask why I didn't ask for his number because "most girls do since I'm so hot"...

Cockacity by aripop April 26, 2020

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Cochasity

The FAT NERVE of the audacity.

The COCHASITY of you to think that sushi is gross.

She thought she can try me? THE COCHASITY.

Cochasity by Jasenya Idalis June 10, 2020

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compassity

The amount of bandwidth you have for someone else's problems. A portmanteau of "compassion" and "capacity."

I'd like to care about your impounded Mercedes, Arnie, but I just don't have the compassity right now.

compassity by fabralind April 15, 2022

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cockcisity

Good dick , dick so good its toxic

He's no good but ,that dick though. Its cockcisity

cockcisity by BradyBunBun83 October 26, 2020

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cockassbitchfuck

Someone that loves to fuck hoes a lot. BOOTYHOLE!!!!!!!

Arron is a cockassbitchfuck ooohhh fuck me

cockassbitchfuck by Abaday Believer May 23, 2021

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Cockassion

A man's occasion to suck a cock.

Wife: My ex Kyle wants to join us tonight for the threesome.

Husband: Oh boy, I expect to finally have my cockassion.

Cockassion by Aramalec February 4, 2024

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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