cockatoot

Dick Farts

When Peter pissed, he cockatooted!

by Bichee July 13, 2021

Cockaboo

To surprise the opposite sex by revealing one's penis in a perfectly normal social setting

Girl: "We entered the elevator and he randomly whipped out his cock for no apparent reason. I really got cockabooed!"

Man walks by a random girl in the mall, whips out his cock and shouts "COCKABOO! I SEE YOU"

by Cacksman December 6, 2010

cockadoodle

a morning boner or hard-on

Thank god it was Saturday; Mike woke me up with such a cockadoodle, we made love all morning!

by claudel October 3, 2009

Cockadoodlepoo

When you are woken usually after a night of heavy drinking; by the need to poo so hits you so hard, it literally wakes you up leaving you no other choice but to run to the bathroom to relieve yourself. Wrecking your sleep perminently.

"How did you sleep last night?"
"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
"Dude that's squirly"

by Lewhite January 3, 2010

Cockatation

Death caused by the extreme use of the male sexual organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Death by dick or cock

Hey Brah, did you hear that Mike fucked his girlfriend so hard last night she died and the corner is claiming death by cockatation. What a stud!

by YankeeD June 30, 2017

cockaroo

An incredibly well hung kangaroo. It's cock hits the ground as it hops.

"Look at that kangaroo"
"No that's a cockaroo"

by Jesusflower May 4, 2014

Cockatool

Noun. An Australian tourist behaving badly. Found mainly on ski fields, but may occur in other settings.
Mostly male, but breeding pairs are common when attached to snow boards. Identified by loud squarks - mating call - across hitherto quiet mountain sides.

Plumage - varies, but usually includes scruffy unwashed hair and vulgar T-shirts.
Habitats - ubiquitous to adrenaline fuelled sporting areas. During migration, can befoul any transit lounge in under five minutes. Ski queues can similarly transform into rutting zones.
Behaviour - smoking on pristine slopes and defiling local shrine with their scat.

Just look at that Cockatool drinking a beer while pissing into snow drifts.

by Ineverdothis July 15, 2016