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Cocktooth 

(adj/noun)being and ignorant dick/ass/bitch; often used as a comeback towards critisizm or in place of a noun.
turbett says,"Your so gay".
then you respond with,"your such a stupid fucking dickhole cocktooh asmunching cockworshiping cockmunk mother fucker that no one likes/loves or ever will like/love".
or
HEY COCKTOOTH! GET OVER HERE.
or
YOUR A COCKTOOTH
Cocktooth by brandon troxell February 10, 2007
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cocktooth 

Much like a sweettooth where the person craves sweets like candies or cookies, the person being referenced is a male who has a craving for the male penis.
she doesnt trust her boyfriend to be alone with other guys, she says he has a cocktooth.
cocktooth by a saint July 24, 2009

cocktoonist 

A person that draws cocks everywhere.
After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.
cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018

Corntooth 

Corntooth is a Twitch streamer who looks like Jason Statham. He is the greatest streamer of all time. Corntooth mainly plays Rocket League.
Did you catch Corntooth's stream last night? It was awesome!
Corntooth by Neekalos April 21, 2020

Cockmouth 

A crime committed against all that is good and holy by a woman when she kisses a man and has performed oral sex on another man within 24 hours. The man is then infected with Cockmouth, from which he can readily discern the taste of cock or ballsack, and in the most severe scenarios can taste the "taint salt."
"I think that girl at the party gave me cockmouth."

"I'm a horrible soulless bitch and blew this guy in the gas-station bathroom before making out with my boyfriend."

"That chick just blew me, and now she's giving her boyfriend Cockmouth!"
Cockmouth by Butterdick Jones December 28, 2011

cocktathalon

Unlike a gang bang, a cocktathalon is where one person (guy or girl) has sex with 10 different partners, each in a new and different position, in the one evening
Man, your room mate Sal loves sex. She did a cocktathalon last night!
cocktathalon by 35fordavenue February 27, 2015
the roots of a cock. the choda, the balls, and all the other plumbing.
shut up matt or i'll rip out your cockroot.

can also be used as an insult itself such as, "you stupid cockroot".
cockroot by daniel jones June 23, 2006
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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