Cockatool

Noun. An Australian tourist behaving badly. Found mainly on ski fields, but may occur in other settings.
Mostly male, but breeding pairs are common when attached to snow boards. Identified by loud squarks - mating call - across hitherto quiet mountain sides.

Plumage - varies, but usually includes scruffy unwashed hair and vulgar T-shirts.
Habitats - ubiquitous to adrenaline fuelled sporting areas. During migration, can befoul any transit lounge in under five minutes. Ski queues can similarly transform into rutting zones.
Behaviour - smoking on pristine slopes and defiling local shrine with their scat.

Just look at that Cockatool drinking a beer while pissing into snow drifts.

Cockatool by Ineverdothis July 15, 2016

Cockaboo 

To surprise the opposite sex by revealing one's penis in a perfectly normal social setting

Girl: "We entered the elevator and he randomly whipped out his cock for no apparent reason. I really got cockabooed!"

Man walks by a random girl in the mall, whips out his cock and shouts "COCKABOO! I SEE YOU"

Cockaboo by Cacksman December 6, 2010

cockadoodle

a morning boner or hard-on

Thank god it was Saturday; Mike woke me up with such a cockadoodle, we made love all morning!

cockadoodle by claudel October 3, 2009

Cockadoodlepoo 

When you are woken usually after a night of heavy drinking; by the need to poo so hits you so hard, it literally wakes you up leaving you no other choice but to run to the bathroom to relieve yourself. Wrecking your sleep perminently.

"How did you sleep last night?"
"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
"Dude that's squirly"

Cockadoodlepoo by Lewhite January 3, 2010

cockaholic 

1. A sleazy woman who's addicted to cock. She won't be able to keep her pants up and her legs closed when among men. A cockaholic usually is on the pill, but never uses a condom with random men who she drags in the sack because she believes that the risk of getting an STD is very low. I mean, what are the chances? A cockaholic is also a polite way of calling someone a whore/slut/skank/easy bitch

2. A farmer who is addicted into raising cocks in the farm. What the hell man? Who the hell is addicted into raising the male chicken? Exactly my point dude. Cockaholic.

1. "What the? I saw my classmate just talk to a random guy for 5 minutes and she went home with him.. wtf is she doing?"
"Oh, didn't you know? She's a severe cockaholic. She can't keep her legs closed among other men!"

"Really? Poor thing! Must be some low self-esteem issue!"

2. "This farmer dude that I know of has this freaky obsession with raising cocks in his farm!"

"What is he, a cockaholic?"

cockaholic by corauratum February 16, 2013

cockaroo 

An incredibly well hung kangaroo. It's cock hits the ground as it hops.

"Look at that kangaroo"
"No that's a cockaroo"

cockaroo by Jesusflower May 4, 2014

cockadoodle dooed 

This is when a woman is awakened by either her husband or boyfriend's cock in her mouth. The act of cockadoodle dooing is usually accompanied by the man yelling " COCKADOODLE DOO! " immediately proceeding cock insertion.

My girlfriend was pissed this morning after she had been cockadoodle dooed.

cockadoodle dooed by King Cobra 31 December 4, 2011