Cockadoodlepoo 

When you are woken usually after a night of heavy drinking; by the need to poo so hits you so hard, it literally wakes you up leaving you no other choice but to run to the bathroom to relieve yourself. Wrecking your sleep perminently.

"How did you sleep last night?"
"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
"Dude that's squirly"

Cockadoodlepoo by Lewhite January 3, 2010

Monster cockadoodledoo 

Sex as the sunrises

Me and shana did the old monster cockadoodledoo this morning

Monster cockadoodledoo by Mastercaboose June 25, 2016

cockadoodledouchebag 

A special type of douche bag that loves to run his mouth because it's way bigger than his cock

Hey Larry, why don't u step the fuck up and actually throw down. Maybe if your dick was bigger than your mouth you wouldn't run it so much you cockadoodledouchebag!

cockadoodledouchebag by Krazy Quyliller November 14, 2017

cockadoodledoo 

1. call of a rooster in the morning, generally a waking call

2. extremely massive penis of any mammal, causing exclamation

3. any exclamation from an exotic dancer, generally reffering to their highly excitable sexual state

"you filthy rooster shut up your cockadoodling!"

"fuck damn look at that cockadoodledoo on Brad!"

"ohhhhh man thats great Bob... ohhh.. COCKADOODLEDOO... ohhhh BOB damn.. harder... COCKADOODLEDOO!"

cockadoodledoo by Rachel Fuhrman June 11, 2006

cockadoodledoo 

Otherwise known as morning wood or morning sex. Sex in the morning.

cockadoodledoo is what a rooster does to wake you up in the morning.

cockadoodledoo by Minouser December 12, 2009

cockadoodledoo syndrome

The curious but common delusion that befalls some young men upon entering a workplace that consists of 95% women. The male in question responds by deluding himself that all his female colleague are there for his personal amusement and/or dating prospects, or they, in his mind, assume the role of his mother e.g. becoming useful for doing his share of the workload or laundry. Treatment consists of human growth hormone, a dose of reality; but in some cases can cause termination from employment for sexual harrassment.

Male with delusion, on phone: "...yeah. I love that game, it's awesome."

Female colleague: "Feel like doing some work, Paul? We're really busy."

Male: "Nah, I'm leaving in about an hour." (Goes back to phone conversation)

Female, to female colleage: "Looks like we have another case of cockadoodledoo syndrome..."

cockadoodledoo syndrome by mfhuohikm October 11, 2010

cockadoodiepoopie

something, ususally a situation, that stinks, sucks.

that is really cockadoodiepoopie that you have to go to another bridal shower.

cockadoodiepoopie by hulk August 5, 2004