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cockatoos 

A gay bar where homosexual enjoy in engaging in sexual behavior with each other.

A bar

A sex club

A homosexual establishment

A bar where there is no turning back
Steven loves going to cockatoos

OMG, steven said, let's go to cockatoos !

Cockatoos is my favorite place said a steven.

The stevensons family vacation was at cockatoos !

NEVER go to cockatoos said the rest of the world !
cockatoos by harshetandoor February 9, 2015
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Cockmatosed 

A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma
I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.
Cockmatosed by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

Cockaboo 

To surprise the opposite sex by revealing one's penis in a perfectly normal social setting
Girl: "We entered the elevator and he randomly whipped out his cock for no apparent reason. I really got cockabooed!"

Man walks by a random girl in the mall, whips out his cock and shouts "COCKABOO! I SEE YOU"
Cockaboo by Cacksman December 6, 2010

cockadoodle

Thank god it was Saturday; Mike woke me up with such a cockadoodle, we made love all morning!
cockadoodle by claudel October 3, 2009

Cockadoodlepoo 

When you are woken usually after a night of heavy drinking; by the need to poo so hits you so hard, it literally wakes you up leaving you no other choice but to run to the bathroom to relieve yourself. Wrecking your sleep perminently.
"How did you sleep last night?"
"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
"Dude that's squirly"
Cockadoodlepoo by Lewhite January 3, 2010

Cockamouse 

A word used by Lily in "How I met your mother".

It means: a mutant combination between cockroach and mouse.
Robin: So what was it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It was a cockamouse!
Robin: What?
Lily: It's some sort of mutant combination of the two.
It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know...
Cockamouse by Mythdra March 28, 2009

cockaroo 

An incredibly well hung kangaroo. It's cock hits the ground as it hops.
"Look at that kangaroo"
"No that's a cockaroo"
cockaroo by Jesusflower May 4, 2014