clockapult 

One way to make time fly.

Is it last call already? Someone must be using the clockapult, bummer!

clockapult by flyingdog June 15, 2008

cockapult 

A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).

I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.

cockapult by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

cockapult 

when you erect so fast its crzy because u see sus stuff

right as she took her bra off I had a cockapult

cockapult by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

Cockapult 

Take your erect penis, pull it slightly towards yourself. Add a small flyable object such as a candy. Release your dick and watch the object shoot through the air. Boom, you've got a cockapult.

I killed that pesky pigeon using my trusty cockapult.

Cockapult by Captain Cockapult November 8, 2018

cockapolt 

when you lay on your back and use your cock as a catapolt by pulling back on it and flinging a object

i cockapolted a rasin at her with my cock last night

cockapolt by jnb1 January 19, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022