clockapult

One way to make time fly.

Is it last call already? Someone must be using the clockapult, bummer!

by flyingdog June 15, 2008

cockapult

A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).

I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

cockapult

when you erect so fast its crzy because u see sus stuff

right as she took her bra off I had a cockapult

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

Cockapult

Take your erect penis, pull it slightly towards yourself. Add a small flyable object such as a candy. Release your dick and watch the object shoot through the air. Boom, you've got a cockapult.

I killed that pesky pigeon using my trusty cockapult.

by Captain Cockapult November 8, 2018

cockapolt

when you lay on your back and use your cock as a catapolt by pulling back on it and flinging a object

i cockapolted a rasin at her with my cock last night

by jnb1 January 19, 2009