Cocka-Puta

The wild Cocka-Puta or Cocka-Puto is a human who carelessly receives anal sex without first cleaning out his or her own ass. This compound word is derived from the Spanish word for "shit", caca - and puta or puto, a Spanish term for a promiscuous female or male. Also referenced is the designer dog breed name Cackapoo. The wild Cocka-Puta has a strange understanding of physics and human anatomy, or quite possibly a secret poop-sex fetish.

Man, that Cacka-Puta from last night wrecked my dick, couch cushions, and bedsheets.

Currently there are no know hookup sites for Cocka-Putas and Cocka-Putos to enable each others issues instead of destroying every one else's lives...and linens without warning, but for fuck sake there should be.

Cocka-Puta by Centaur69 July 13, 2021

Cockapotamus 

A fictional character that delights and entertains children and adults a like with song and dance, appearance is modest with a hippo head and the body of a rooster. People can not get enough of this timeless character.

The children laughed when the Cockapotamus stood on its head.

Cockapotamus by What,Is,Love January 7, 2019

Cockapotamous 

Another word for the male genitalia.

Chris, I want you and your cockapotamous to come to my house later.

Cockapotamous by Shmillerz April 28, 2015

Cockapotamus 

Someone who is a monumental cock.

Look at him over there showing off...what a Cockapotamus

Cockapotamus by Tvmender April 28, 2017

Cockapotamus 

A male member organ that is nearly as large as the Cockasaurus Rex instead it's just a wee bit shorter but larger & thicker in circumference.

"I tell you what, Sally...Paul like to have destroyed my innards with his cockasaurus Rex but Doug like to have split me wide open with his cockapotamus!"

Cockapotamus by A1FoxxTrott March 16, 2020

put a cock in it 

What you say to a slutty girl when she won't stop talking.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.

Slut: What you mean I'm a slut?! I'm a virgin!! You don't know me! Blah Blah Blah..
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.

put a cock in it by capnkev April 10, 2009

put a cock in it 

Place your member in an unspecified orifice. A catch-all retort to unmanly or insufficiently insulting jabs. A repelling verbal blow meant to shock one's opponent into stunned silence.

Friend: 'Where did you get those awful shoes?'
You:' Put a cock in it - Jim'

put a cock in it by Blower August 18, 2006