cock flash
cock flash by Ralph bigdick September 17, 2007
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cocklash
severe spasm and pain in the neck from providing vigorous fellatio; whiplash from aggressive cocksucking
cocklash by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008
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cockflesh
cockflesh by Shemale Cygnet September 1, 2009
cockflask
A container for cocks. Something which keeps cocks warm or cool. A flask full of cocks.
Also a derogatory term for someone who has acted either inappropriately or stupidly.
Also a derogatory term for someone who has acted either inappropriately or stupidly.
cockflask by Cocky McFlask December 31, 2008
cocklash
The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)
Cocklashed
Cocklashed by Neilio November 9, 2003
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