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cocklash 

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severe spasm and pain in the neck from providing vigorous fellatio; whiplash from aggressive cocksucking
Damn, I've got cocklash from working on my man last night
cocklash by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

cocklash 

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The end result when an erect penis is bent beyond it's natural boundries
I'm sorry Mr. Gary, but that brick wall left you with a case of cocklash.
cocklash by rob April 4, 2003

cockflesh

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Any part of a penis.
Shemale cockflesh is best enjoyed raw.
cockflesh by Shemale Cygnet September 1, 2009

cockflask 

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A container for cocks. Something which keeps cocks warm or cool. A flask full of cocks.

Also a derogatory term for someone who has acted either inappropriately or stupidly.
You stupid cockflask.
Show us your cockflask.
I kicked her right in the cockflask.
cockflask by Cocky McFlask December 31, 2008

cocklash 

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The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)
I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.
cocklash by kymcleod October 17, 2003

Cocklashed 

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To whip someones leg with your penis.
"You just got cocklashed, baby!"
Cocklashed by Neilio November 9, 2003
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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