kymcleod's definitions

Thanksgiving

Another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating

"Damn, it's not a weekend, and i want to eat all day"
"Why Don't we invent a holiday and give it a stupid name?"
"Fo Shizzle, My Pilgrizzle!"

by kymcleod November 29, 2003

testie-blowout

what happens when you see an incredibly fine individual and you haven't experienced a release of semen for a while

I was sitting there on the bus when this super-hottie got on and i was like "aaaaah, what a Testie-Blowout she is...."

by kymcleod November 8, 2003

Nirvana

Simply the best thing ever, whether it be the band or spiritual enlightenment

Nothing is as good as Nirvana

by kymcleod November 8, 2003

thwapt

Local slang for Wapped

"Ee' thwapt his there cock out, so he did!!"

by kymcleod October 21, 2003

wapped

See wapping

He Wapped it out for all to see.

by kymcleod October 21, 2003

dribble

What i involuntarily do when i look out of the window and see the fine ladies out there

by kymcleod October 21, 2003

cocklash

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)

I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.

by kymcleod October 17, 2003