Cocklashing

pulling your penis out and slapping an inanimate object E.G. a table to produce a slapping sound.

James took his cock out and started cocklashing for all to hear

by Thatgamingowl June 15, 2017

cockfishing

The act of locating and extracting ones penis through the openings in the underwear and pants while standing at a urinal

I almost pissed myself because I spent 2 minutes cockfishing!

by DrMoo October 27, 2008

cockwashing station

Cockwashing station :

When you are sitting on a toilet and a chick fucks you so hard that you lean back and break the toilet tank. Thus causing the water to gush everywhere and wash your cock off as well. Extremely helpful if a tidy bowl cleaner is inside the tank - as this may reduce risk of pregnancy and std's.

I waited in line to use the bathroom at the club forever! Bitch walks out smiling, looked like she PISSED her pants . Get in the stall and there's my man trying to wipe the water off the floor. Oh hell no! Fireball whore just opened up a Cockwashing station!"

by Ryandefiled February 14, 2014

Cockfishing

The act of sending photos of a penis that is not yours to unsuspecting women (or gay men) who have no idea until its too late.

John was cockfishing Sarah again, that is definitely not his dick.

by Sup Crew December 21, 2018

cockwashing

When a man retells a story centring himself into the narrative.

'Dude, I was there - you are totally cockwashing what happened!'

by bookshop lady May 11, 2022

cockblasting

when your girl is sucking your dick so good it feels like your about to blast off

"damn baby your cockblasting me real good"

by thewood firedcook May 11, 2018

Cocksloshing

The act of sloshing your cock around. Typically used in a athletic or competitive setting.

“I bet my cocksloshing streak is higher than yours.”

“No way. I’m a cocksloshing master.”

by Audibun April 17, 2024