cocklash

severe spasm and pain in the neck from providing vigorous fellatio; whiplash from aggressive cocksucking

Damn, I've got cocklash from working on my man last night

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

cocklash

The end result when an erect penis is bent beyond it's natural boundries

I'm sorry Mr. Gary, but that brick wall left you with a case of cocklash.

by rob April 04, 2003

cocklash

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)

I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.

by kymcleod October 17, 2003

Cocklashed

To whip someones leg with your penis.

"You just got cocklashed, baby!"

by Neilio November 09, 2003

Cocklashing

pulling your penis out and slapping an inanimate object E.G. a table to produce a slapping sound.

James took his cock out and started cocklashing for all to hear

by Thatgamingowl June 15, 2017

cocklash

noun - the male sexual organ hair, typically called "pubes" on the male specimen are referred to by men of culture as cocklashes

Male 1: Why are there so many hairs in the shower drain, are you balding?
Male 2: No, I was trimming my cocklashes.

by Serotonin H July 04, 2021