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Cocklashing 

pulling your penis out and slapping an inanimate object E.G. a table to produce a slapping sound.
James took his cock out and started cocklashing for all to hear
Cocklashing by Thatgamingowl June 15, 2017
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cockfishing 

The act of locating and extracting ones penis through the openings in the underwear and pants while standing at a urinal
I almost pissed myself because I spent 2 minutes cockfishing!
cockfishing by DrMoo October 27, 2008

cockwashing station 

Cockwashing station :

When you are sitting on a toilet and a chick fucks you so hard that you lean back and break the toilet tank. Thus causing the water to gush everywhere and wash your cock off as well. Extremely helpful if a tidy bowl cleaner is inside the tank - as this may reduce risk of pregnancy and std's.
I waited in line to use the bathroom at the club forever! Bitch walks out smiling, looked like she PISSED her pants . Get in the stall and there's my man trying to wipe the water off the floor. Oh hell no! Fireball whore just opened up a Cockwashing station!"
cockwashing station by Ryandefiled February 14, 2014

Cockfishing 

The act of sending photos of a penis that is not yours to unsuspecting women (or gay men) who have no idea until its too late.
John was cockfishing Sarah again, that is definitely not his dick.
Cockfishing by Sup Crew December 21, 2018

cockwashing 

When a man retells a story centring himself into the narrative.
'Dude, I was there - you are totally cockwashing what happened!'
cockwashing by bookshop lady May 11, 2022

cockblasting 

when your girl is sucking your dick so good it feels like your about to blast off
"damn baby your cockblasting me real good"

Cocksloshing

The act of sloshing your cock around. Typically used in a athletic or competitive setting.
“I bet my cocksloshing streak is higher than yours.”

No way. I’m a cocksloshing master.”
Cocksloshing by Audibun April 17, 2024
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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