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clusterunfucker 

A person with particular skills for resolving a clusterfuck
When the spinnaker got wrapped around the end of the pole, James showed his skills as a Clusterunfucker

clusterfluff 

when things are going horribly wrong, and you're surrounded by children or people you can't swear around, this is the clusterfluff!
when the third child pooed his pants, Amy realized that her job had quickly turned into a clusterfluff!
clusterfluff by W0rdSm1th123 April 15, 2011

clusterfluff 

Something of little substance or consequence, intended primarily to generate controversy and to draw attention rather than to explain, solve, or improve an actual situation or problem. Used especially to refer to the creation of a seemingly difficult and complex problem or controversy where none in fact exists.
His blog post makes a non-issue needlessly complex, and now there are 362 comments. It's just another piece of clusterfluff to attract buzz.
clusterfluff by kangaruu July 15, 2011

clusterfluffle

a SNAFU of sorts. a classy cross between the terms clusterfuck and kerfluffle.
My spouse and I were both adopted at birth. After searching for our birth parents for many years, we found ourselves in a clusterfluffle when we discovered that we had the same birth mother and were actually siblings.
clusterfluffle by speedymama May 22, 2010

Clusterfuffle 

Me:- I went to the job centre to sign on and none of the advisers had a clue what they were doing.

Friend:- The place sounds like a complete clusterfuffle.
Clusterfuffle by GambitKing March 10, 2015

clusterpump 

A cluster pump is when you bang so hard your dick explodes
Damn, last night I had a clusterpump
clusterpump by Momluvsuhun May 22, 2018