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clusterunfucker 

A person with particular skills for resolving a clusterfuck
When the spinnaker got wrapped around the end of the pole, James showed his skills as a Clusterunfucker

clusterfluff 

when things are going horribly wrong, and you're surrounded by children or people you can't swear around, this is the clusterfluff!
when the third child pooed his pants, Amy realized that her job had quickly turned into a clusterfluff!
clusterfluff by W0rdSm1th123 April 15, 2011

clusterfluff 

Something of little substance or consequence, intended primarily to generate controversy and to draw attention rather than to explain, solve, or improve an actual situation or problem. Used especially to refer to the creation of a seemingly difficult and complex problem or controversy where none in fact exists.
His blog post makes a non-issue needlessly complex, and now there are 362 comments. It's just another piece of clusterfluff to attract buzz.
clusterfluff by kangaruu July 15, 2011

clusterfluffle

a SNAFU of sorts. a classy cross between the terms clusterfuck and kerfluffle.
My spouse and I were both adopted at birth. After searching for our birth parents for many years, we found ourselves in a clusterfluffle when we discovered that we had the same birth mother and were actually siblings.
clusterfluffle by speedymama May 22, 2010

Clusterfuffle 

Me:- I went to the job centre to sign on and none of the advisers had a clue what they were doing.

Friend:- The place sounds like a complete clusterfuffle.
Clusterfuffle by GambitKing March 10, 2015

clusterpump 

A cluster pump is when you bang so hard your dick explodes
Damn, last night I had a clusterpump
clusterpump by Momluvsuhun May 22, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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