Clusterfuffle

A combination of a clusterfuck and a kerfuffle

Me:- I went to the job centre to sign on and none of the advisers had a clue what they were doing.

Friend:- The place sounds like a complete clusterfuffle.

by GambitKing March 10, 2015

Slothtard

A person who is incredibly slow -- physically, and mentally.

That guy is such a mess; it takes him three times as long to do the same job as everyone else, and he still gets it wrong. He's definitely a slothtard!

by GambitKing October 06, 2015

Stalk Hawk

noun Much like the bird: a stalk hawk is a creature of prey; spotting it's target from long distances, and waiting/following until the perfect moment to swoop in and take the victim by surprise with a swift chase.

verb Stalk Hawking

A true stalk hawk waits until the target changes their relationship status to single - before committing the act of stalk hawking.

by GambitKing October 06, 2015