clumpster

When you shart in a plastic bag, poke holes in it, and squeeze it onto elderly people in wheelchairs

“JOSEPH JUST PULLED A CLUMPSTER ON THAT GRANNY OVER THERE!

by aaazzure March 6, 2022

Blumpster

A person who often gets blow-jobs on the toilet

Dane Derouin (Famous Hate Model) is a blumpster

by 9289515257 May 16, 2011

Clusterbark

When your house or apartment is surrounded by dogs that bark at each other.

If you're in the center of a clusterbark, you are constantly bombarded by dog yaps. It's not pleasant.

"The dogs in this neighborhood are trapping me in a massive clusterbark!"

by suchacyn December 8, 2009

cluster

A dirigible-shaped turd conisting of a number of pebble turds stuck together. Contrast with globular cluster which lacks the well-defined shape and more resembles a chocolate peanut cluster.

The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

Cluster F-Bomb

The application of this unique Variation of the traditional F-Bomb is quite theraputic when applied in the right situation see the example provided

Paddy .. (Drops Iphone-5 Breaking It .. Cluster F-Bomb Begins) .. Fuckin'... what the fuckin' fuck.. what the fuck... fuck this fuckin'... how the fuck did it fuckin' fucks... FUCK!

Charlie .. Did that help at all?

Paddy .. Actually yes i feel a lot better

by BoxingDayButImNotKeenOnSprouts November 27, 2013

Colonel Cluster Fuck

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.

Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!

by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008

campster

A late teenager who attends a summer camp with the main reason to gain sexual experience from others not associated with their home town school. The term is most often related to females however can also be used for males. ( i.e "Dude lets hit band camp this year and find some cute campsters!" ) The term seems to have began appearing in summer camps around America shortly after the famed line from American Pie; "This one time at band camp...", and continues to gain increased popularity after the release of similar camp movies such as "Fired Up." The word is often used in contrast with cougar such as; "Man I'm not here looken for any cougar or campster!"

Bro, I met this totally hot campster last night after the movie. I didn't get any sleep.

by Weekend Machine August 4, 2010