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Clusterbark 

When your house or apartment is surrounded by dogs that bark at each other.

If you're in the center of a clusterbark, you are constantly bombarded by dog yaps. It's not pleasant.
"The dogs in this neighborhood are trapping me in a massive clusterbark!"
Clusterbark by suchacyn December 8, 2009
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clusterfart 

An occasion when a group of flatulent people gather to emit the rankest fartcloud possible.
This is an A1 clusterfart, a reeking synthesis of Limburger cheese and chili.
clusterfart by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2018

Clusterbama

The economic "stimu-lie" is a total clusterbama.
Clusterbama by Mackerel Daddy March 3, 2010

clusterbag 

to be picked on or publicly ridiculed by more than one person at the same time, esp. on the internet.
Manny: Dude, I feel soooo bad for Martha. Did you see how brutally she got clusterbagged last night on the school's political forum site? It was aching!

Moe: Man, she was asking for it.

Jack: Word!
clusterbag by headspice February 24, 2009

clusterbate 

Circle-jerk for nerds (choosing among your friends who to collaborate with). Choosing a pleasureable companion to work with.
Vera and flak are clusterbating on an illustration idea. They clusterbate on occasion.
clusterbate by mickmetoo September 9, 2009

clusterfrak 

syn. "clusterfuck." clean version of "clusterfuck" employing the jargon of the Battlestar Galactica universe; "frak" meaning "fuck."
clusterfrak It's a total clusterfrak, man!
clusterfrak by Ogg-the-Bull January 27, 2011

clusterfake 

Clusterfake refers to a social gathering characterized by the prevalence of superficiality, where individuals engage in inauthentic interactions primarily driven by the pursuit of status and image. In a clusterfake, participants often prioritize projecting a façade of success, popularity, and desirability over genuine connections and meaningful conversations. The atmosphere is marked by insincere compliments, exaggerated displays of interest, and a general lack of authenticity, as participants navigate the social landscape with the sole objective of maintaining or elevating their perceived social standing.
The charity gala turned out to be a clusterfake, with attendees more focused on flaunting their designer outfits and engaging in superficial conversations than genuinely supporting the cause.
clusterfake by SalvyZ June 24, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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